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prismatica2020-04-28 12:46 am
ningen) wrote in prismatica2020-04-28 12:46 am
video; un: ningen
[A red-clad man appears in the video, clearing his throat. He looks... well, he's smiling? It's a really kind of trumped-up fake smile, but it's there.]
Greetings, fellow Moonblessed! Dazai here. It's been brought to my attention that I don't have any friends! While I don't think this is a problem, because I am a self-sufficient man who has no time for things like entertaining others or not being destroyed by my own self doubt, I'm sure other people would be very sad if I remained absolutely, positively bored out of my mind because I have no one to talk to or drink with.
[Ahem.]
Not that that bothers me, like I said! It's fine! But if anyone were to, say, be interested in literature, or fashion, or fine decor... Or stiff drinks... If you're a writer or an aspiring one... If you're really in the mood to let an upstanding and not-at-all-lonely person sleep on your couch... Well, I'm definitely a match! Why, if you're a writer, we could start a salon of sorts... think about that!
I must go back to very important writing, because I'm an author, and that's what we do, you know, we don't just wait around for inspiration while we're wallowing. But I'll check back here now and then.
Ah, I'm also accepting fans, too. You can find some of my work linked below! Thank you. This has been Dazai Osamu.
[He bows. And end. And sure enough, there's some literature linked! It's short stories he hammered out, and they're a bit self-indulgent and autobiographical and maybe a little depressing, but they're expertly written, at least.
But for the love of god help this man.]
Greetings, fellow Moonblessed! Dazai here. It's been brought to my attention that I don't have any friends! While I don't think this is a problem, because I am a self-sufficient man who has no time for things like entertaining others or not being destroyed by my own self doubt, I'm sure other people would be very sad if I remained absolutely, positively bored out of my mind because I have no one to talk to or drink with.
[Ahem.]
Not that that bothers me, like I said! It's fine! But if anyone were to, say, be interested in literature, or fashion, or fine decor... Or stiff drinks... If you're a writer or an aspiring one... If you're really in the mood to let an upstanding and not-at-all-lonely person sleep on your couch... Well, I'm definitely a match! Why, if you're a writer, we could start a salon of sorts... think about that!
I must go back to very important writing, because I'm an author, and that's what we do, you know, we don't just wait around for inspiration while we're wallowing. But I'll check back here now and then.
Ah, I'm also accepting fans, too. You can find some of my work linked below! Thank you. This has been Dazai Osamu.
[He bows. And end. And sure enough, there's some literature linked! It's short stories he hammered out, and they're a bit self-indulgent and autobiographical and maybe a little depressing, but they're expertly written, at least.
But for the love of god help this man.]
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[But don't be shocked when he comes crawling later, okay?]
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[Just because he's offering blowjobs doesn't mean he can't be a good host!]