Professor Augustine Sycamore (
sycamour) wrote in
prismatica2020-05-01 10:04 am
#001 | VIDEO (UN; PROFESSEUR)
[It's been a few days since Sycamore arrived in Lunatia, and he feels he's managed to learn the ropes well enough; there's been one thing that has stood out to him more than anything else, however. It's likely not what he should be focusing on, but...well, he's always believed in following one's intuition whenever it strikes.
When his image pops up, it's framed quite nicely, as if this isn't the first time he's spoken to others through a video network. He's seated himself in a quiet corner of Cafe Azure, leaning back in the chair and smiling softly into the camera.]
Salut! I do hope I'm doing this right.
[One moment! A waiter has appeared off-screen bearing a beverage, and the professor chats with them for a moment before he returns his attention to the feed.]
It's come to my attention that most people in this city have no idea what Pokémon are! Such an odd experience, but not an unwelcome one! I see this as an opportunity to educate those who are interested!
[Reaching underneath the table for a moment, he soon emerges with what looks like a small orange fox. Said fox is obviously very pleased with being on-camera, if the little pose it makes has anything to do with it. Sycamore, meanwhile, takes a quick sip of coffee after Fennekin has settled himself on the table, looking momentarily pensive.]
Ah, where to begin with such a topic...I am used to beginner trainers, yes, but not those who have no experience with Pokémon whatsoever! I have been mulling this over for a few days now-
[-while spending ample time in whatever café is nearby, because that helps the academic process-]
-and have decided that perhaps it would be easier if I gave anyone who was interested the chance to contact me personally!
[Smiling again, Sycamore pauses for a moment, as if finished...before slapping the table and surging forward towards the camera, scaring the life out of poor Fennekin-]
I cannot believe this! I have forgotten to introduce myself, amidst all this Pokémon-related excitement! I am Professor Sycamore, a researcher from the Kalos region! It would truly be my pleasure to share my knowledge with any of you who are interested in learning more about these wonderful creatures we call Pokémon! Let me give you an introduction-
[...or not, because as soon as Sycamore is ready to launch into his monologue, two more Pokemon pop up into the video...before the latter one accidentally bumps the camera and switches it off.
...
enchanté...]
When his image pops up, it's framed quite nicely, as if this isn't the first time he's spoken to others through a video network. He's seated himself in a quiet corner of Cafe Azure, leaning back in the chair and smiling softly into the camera.]
Salut! I do hope I'm doing this right.
[One moment! A waiter has appeared off-screen bearing a beverage, and the professor chats with them for a moment before he returns his attention to the feed.]
It's come to my attention that most people in this city have no idea what Pokémon are! Such an odd experience, but not an unwelcome one! I see this as an opportunity to educate those who are interested!
[Reaching underneath the table for a moment, he soon emerges with what looks like a small orange fox. Said fox is obviously very pleased with being on-camera, if the little pose it makes has anything to do with it. Sycamore, meanwhile, takes a quick sip of coffee after Fennekin has settled himself on the table, looking momentarily pensive.]
Ah, where to begin with such a topic...I am used to beginner trainers, yes, but not those who have no experience with Pokémon whatsoever! I have been mulling this over for a few days now-
[-while spending ample time in whatever café is nearby, because that helps the academic process-]
-and have decided that perhaps it would be easier if I gave anyone who was interested the chance to contact me personally!
[Smiling again, Sycamore pauses for a moment, as if finished...before slapping the table and surging forward towards the camera, scaring the life out of poor Fennekin-]
I cannot believe this! I have forgotten to introduce myself, amidst all this Pokémon-related excitement! I am Professor Sycamore, a researcher from the Kalos region! It would truly be my pleasure to share my knowledge with any of you who are interested in learning more about these wonderful creatures we call Pokémon! Let me give you an introduction-
[...or not, because as soon as Sycamore is ready to launch into his monologue, two more Pokemon pop up into the video...before the latter one accidentally bumps the camera and switches it off.
...
enchanté...]

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[What an eager student! Exactly what he was looking for! Leaning back in his chair, Sycamore casually wraps his fingers around his coffee cup and smiles.]
The best trainers in my world take years to hone their strength. A trainer can have a maximum of 6 Pokemon with them at once, and the best of the best create teams that work as one unit, almost! It is truly majestic to watch!
[Ah, that takes him back...the championship battle between Diantha and Serena had been an utter joy to watch...poetry in motion, his two favourite trainers fighting it out...
...right, wow, let him just actually focus on the damn conversation-]
Unfortunately, battling is not my strong point. My skill is in research! But that does not mean I cannot appreciate a fabulous battle when I watch one!
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Is that an arbitrary rule of engagement, or a physical limitation? Could someone have a hoard of... Froakies, if they felt like it, or would that cause problems? Do you have the equivalent of the "crazy cat lady?"
[Because of course he wants to know if you can have an army of powerful animal creatures, of course he does.]
Research is, ah, incredibly important to what I do, so I understand completely.
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I can't say I've ever heard of a 'crazy cat lady', but when it comes to your other question - of course! If it was your hearts desire to have a personal hoard of Froakies, you could definitely do that! You'd only be able to have 6 of them with you at a time, that's all. That's the rules, when it comes to Pokéballs!
[...
...right, he should. probably explain the concept of Pokéballs, that might help make this make a bit more sense...
Reaching into his labcoat pocket, Sycamore produces a rather shiny red-and-white ball.]
This here is a Pokéball. We use them to carry our Pokemon around with us, safely! Observe.
[Reaching out to where Froakie is sitting on the table, Sycamore gently taps his head with the Pokéball; in a flash of red light, the little frog (or huge frog, depending on who you ask) has disappeared, and the light on the front of the Pokéball shines for a brief moment.]
Et voilà!
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And then the frog's gone.
And all of that strongly implies that the frog is in the ball.
Oh hell yes. He looks almost delighted at the prospect.]
Now that? That is exciting. What kind of nanotech is that?
[CAN HE CATCH THE HEDGEHOG IN A POKÉBALL--]
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There's something very pure about being able to demonstrate Kalos' many wonders to the other Moonblessed here, and Sycamore finds he can't stop smiling.]
Impressive, is it not? I'm not overly familiar with the inner-workings of the technology, but they were originally made from a circular fruit called apricorns. There's a device inside that transforms the Pokémon into energy, and the outer shell of the ball holds everything in place.
[So simple, and yet, so fascinating!]
Nowadays they're made from metal. We actually have a factory, back in Kalos, that produces nothing but Pokéballs! It supplies our entire region!
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Well. Other than all that other stuff he got excited for.]
You... put them in a fruit.
[Okay! Well, the laws of space-physics can be whatever they want, he supposes.]
And that's just a normal thing everyone has where you come from, huh? Kind of a shame, though, I can think of a million uses for that technology. Haven't seen much quite like it.
[NONE OF WHICH ARE ANYTHING EVIL NO SIR]
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I...yes, yes, we put them in a fruit! At least, we used to! The old apricorn method is considered quite outdated, now, although it is still popular in some regions! There are trainers who enjoy using them for the vintage aspect, too.
[Ah, hipsters.]
But it's perfectly normal, yes! Clever, isn't it? I should mention that the Pokémon come to no harm when they are inside their Pokéballs; they are designed to keep them as comfortable as possible!
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Imagine, using outdated methods because it's vintage. Some people will do anything for the aesthetic, huh?
[As if he doesn't do things for the aesthetic. But his aesthetic is better, so it's different.]
But it's definitely something that seems like it's begging to be explored! Are they put into some sort of stasis, or...?
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[Everyone's individual aesthetic is the best, according to them. It's just how it is. Like Lysandre! Genocide, but make it fashion.]
As for the internal mechanisms of Pokéballs...it is akin to a state of statis, yes! Although it is not uncommon for trainers with strong bonds between them and their Pokémon to be able to talk to them, while they are inside their Pokéballs. Fascinating stuff, don't you think? If I wasn't already so busy, I would probably want to study it!
[...you know what, that kind of reminds him-]
Listen to me, babbling on about my research, when I haven't even asked your name! Please, mon ami, to whom am I speaking?
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[Frankly, he doesn't give a shit about whether the professor wants his name or not, but it's probably not a good idea to get into the fact that he absolutely prefers the whats and whys over the whos. This is, unfortunately, a place to play nice.
At least until he gets some goddamn clout.
Still, he's thankful there are people to have intelligent conversations with here, and his smile is actually somewhat genuine.]
Oh, it's fine, don't worry about it. I'm Dr. Robotnik. It's always good to meet fellow science-minded people.
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[So many scientists, so little time! And they're all so friendly! Surely, none of them could secretly be super-villains back in their own worlds! That just wouldn't happen. His taste in friends is far too good.]
Have you been here long? I've just arrived myself, and I'm rather anxious to see which moon has sought to bless me!
[At least, thankfully, it's not Sanguis, judging by the fact he hasn't a) grown any new limbs or b) formed a desire to fight anyone. Not yet, anyway...]
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[He's seemingly not Sanguis either, unless it's asymptomatic or particularly slow-coming, which is kind of annoying, because that's the one he figured would be the least unpleasant option.
Here's hoping for Cordis, he supposes.]
Can't say I'm particularly looking forward to it for any reason other than research though. Fascinating concept, sounds like a goddamn nightmare.
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[There are worse things in the world, but still...as much as he does find the concept of Chroma and moonlacing, etc to be fascinating, the effects that come with Cordis and Iris both sound...trying. Excessive hunger or excessive....excitement could turn out rather uncomfortable.
But! No sense in dwelling.]
It seems like neither of us are experiencing any odd symptons, so I suppose that means we do not fall under Sanguis. Do you have a preference, out of the remaining two?
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[Of course they all sounded pretty terrible to begin with, but at least Sanguis seemed the most manageable for him.]
Still hoping for the unlikely chance that I get no obvious symptoms. Then it wouldn't matter. Which one would you rather have?
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[Iris or Cordis...constant...arousal or constant hunger? Both have their negatives, but which would be worse?]
Honestly, I do not know. I think you bring up a good point, around Cordis being better on paper...but I'm sure there are issues with it in the background. We will know soon enough, though!
Can I send you a message, once I found out? I'm quite interested. Perhaps we can commiserate!
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[He offers a smile to the camera. Look at him, practically making friends already. If only the hedgehog could see him now.]
But sure, sure, go right ahead. I'll try not to gloat if I get the better option, eh? [he jokes.] But I'm sure we'll both have something to complain about in the end.