video; un: wanwan

[arf]

[ Taichi is just making like, a normal video post. He's got doggo ears! Perky ones, and a dog tail swishing back and forth behind him like a dog who just got told he got a treat. Sanguis doggo time!! ]

Taichi Nanao here! Hehe, look~ I kind of guessed this would happen, but I'm a dog!

[ He's just proud of this fact. He gets called a dog without the ears and tail all the time.. ]

This is where I say "arf arf" right?

[ It's not bad when he's the one telling himself to do it.. ]

What's the weirdest animal anyone's become? The coolest?

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[quickquotes]

You've never seen a real dragon? Do you mean to say they didn't exist where you're from, or that you simply never had a chance to lay eyes open one in person?

Dragons are formidable creatures. Should you ever choose to approach one, you should be incredibly cautious.

[arf]

They exist in old legends and fiction, but they aren't real in my world.

[ He nods affirmatively. ] Will do! If I run into one, should I call someone?

[ He has no idea what to do if he runs into a dragon. ]

[quickquotes]

If you do attract the dragon's attention, it might be too late by that point.

I'd suggest running.

[arf]

[ Gulp. ]

Maybe I'll carry my skateboard around just in case...

[quickquotes]

( How positively mundane... )

That's a board? With wheels on it?

[arf]

Yeah! It's a lot faster than running.

[ He has a thought after that though. ]

Though if it's a person-turned-dragon I don't have to run, do I?

[quickquotes]

( She smiles widely, one of her golden teeth glinting brightly. )

Depends on the person, my dear.

[arf]

Shouuuuld I run from you?

[ She said she was a dragon right? Why does this feel threatening now?! ]

[quickquotes]

Depends on if you stay on my good side.

( She can't help but have a bit of fun with him. )

[arf]

I don't want to be on your bad side anyway! [ That makes him grin though. ] Nice to meet you? Ms. Quotes?

[ He's just looking at her username but she can correct him to an actual name if she wants. ]

[quickquotes]

( And correct him she does! Albeit with a smile on her face. )

The name's Ms Skeeter. Rita Skeeter.

[arf]

[ Thankfully, her name is pretty easy so he doesn't butcher it like he does most words that aren't in Japanese. ]

Ms. Skeeter! Nice to meet you!

[quickquotes]

Likewise.

( A beat. )

Indeed, if you encounter are any strange occurrences, please feel free to let me know and I can investigate it further.

Do stay in touch, won't you?

[arf]

Sure! Hehe, though I might have trouble telling what's strange or not here..

[ A lot is weird to him here.. ]

[quickquotes]

I can sort through them for you.

( She has more time on her hands than she cares for, here. )

[arf]

I'll just send anything your way then! Thanks again!