video; un: wanwan

[arf]

[ Taichi is just making like, a normal video post. He's got doggo ears! Perky ones, and a dog tail swishing back and forth behind him like a dog who just got told he got a treat. Sanguis doggo time!! ]

Taichi Nanao here! Hehe, look~ I kind of guessed this would happen, but I'm a dog!

[ He's just proud of this fact. He gets called a dog without the ears and tail all the time.. ]

This is where I say "arf arf" right?

[ It's not bad when he's the one telling himself to do it.. ]

What's the weirdest animal anyone's become? The coolest?

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video, un: anema nera

[goingsoft]

There are dragons. You might see a few, they show up this time of the month.

[ She is not a dog or a dragon herself, but a koi. ]

Assuming you count them as animals, I'd guess they win both categories. Being dragons and all.

[arf]

Dragons? So you can even become mythological creatures!?

[ He sounds genuinely amazed by this. Dragons are little more than fictional creatures in his world, after all!

Oh, but unrelated to that, he can't help but say it- ]

Your hair is awesome.

[goingsoft]

Isn't it just?

[ She pats her hair contentedly. HOW TO INSTANTLY EARN POINTS WITH TRISH: THAT. ]

Yeah, dragons and- I think they're called kitsune? Foxes with way too many tails. And I heard something about big nasty sea monsters but I've never seen someone become one of those in person.

un: greateststowaway | video

[totallycalledit]

I became a white bird once... I think it might have been a chicken.

[Chicken, Swan, what's the difference... :| ]

You look cute with your ears though.

[arf]

A chicken? You really can become anything, huh...

[ He grins slightly and gives a thumbs up. ]

Thanks! Hey, do you know anything about piercings? Like, these disappear right? So if I get my dog ears pierced, they won't stay huh...?

[ He would rather look cool than cute. (He never ends up not looking cute but he does his best.) ]

[totallycalledit]

Hmm... I don't think they stay, yeah. You might have different looking ears completely next time.

You could try fake earrings?

un: lancerblue | video

[battlefrenzy]

[There's another doggo. An Irish Wolfhound to be exact. Normally Cu is actually a wolf but for some reason this month he's a doggo.]

Nice to see someone actually enjoying their change... I'm not sure how I feel about not being a wolf again.

Also I keep being a ram on Triples. It's weird.

[arf]

Wolves are just wild dogs, right? It doesn't change who you are. I wonder why it you jump to a ram though..

[ Who knows?? This whole thing doesn't make sense anyway, Taichi isn't about to big brain it. ]

[battlefrenzy]

They are, but wolves are a lot cooler, you know.

[Look at his silly floppy ears. He looks the opposite of cool.]

I don't know. Just saying you might want to prepare yourself for other animals, kid.

un: myownrival | video

[mevsme]

I'm a Cordis and last month I had this large whale butt. It was definitely one of the weirdest... but also kind of the coolest ones?

... no scratch that, I think being a damn moth was even weirder.

[arf]

Only your butt changed!?

[ What?! The IQ between the two people in this conversation may be a little questionable. ]

[mevsme]

Well, yeah. You know, like if you'd be a mermaid?

video; un: NEO

[superultra]

[ he had been waiting for taichi to show his face since the last time he saw him, well, also on video, getting a little worried about his whereabouts after sending him his address (but granted, it's not like taichi would just know where places are anyway). so banri is visibly relieved when it looks like his troupe mate is doing fine. ]

Hey, you look good! Your ears suit you! I can see a little bit of your tail wagging, too!

[ and since banri is also affected by this moon, a little bit of his wolf ears can be seen in the video, on top of his head. ]

Have you tried to eat anyone yet?

[arf]

[ Taichi has been staying in a motel room. HE isn't quite a hobo, but he also couldn't find Banri's address. He was going to ask Banri to meet him somewhere and take him there, but things kept going crazy and then he figured it was best not to go out for a while and focus on finding a job. Which he was going to tell Banri, but the topic of conversation is decidedly distracting again. ]

I'm not going to eat anyone, Ban-chan-- have you!?

[ O_O ]

[superultra]

Hundreds of people.

[ obviously in a joke tone. he leans a little closer to the camera, trying to look at taichi's background. ]

Where are you staying?

video; un: quickquotes

[quickquotes]

( Here, have a totally normal-looking (robes aside) woman leaning in close to her communicator, adjusting her glasses. )

I was a dragon last month.

[arf]

A dragon sounds so cool! I've never seen a real dragon! I can make them out of paper, but that's nothing like the real thing I bet. What are they- or... you? Like, I guess?

[quickquotes]

You've never seen a real dragon? Do you mean to say they didn't exist where you're from, or that you simply never had a chance to lay eyes open one in person?

Dragons are formidable creatures. Should you ever choose to approach one, you should be incredibly cautious.

video; un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

Yeah. You're supposed to end all your sentences with "arf arf". It's the rules once you transform.

[Sougo points up his index finger as if he's teaching something. Of course, it's all bullshit, but his deadpan delivery may make that hard to tell.

Just going to ignore Taichi's question there. Trolling the network is more important.]

[arf]

I get called dumb a lot, but I'm not that dumb.

[ He was just making a joke!

Though if like at least 3 people would get in on it he'd probably believe it, but with just one.. nah, Sougo may have to try a little harder. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Damn.]

That's a shame. Bad dog.

[Well, what's not to say that Sougo isn't making a joke as well? He won't let the dog thing go now.]

un: kei5

[loudmouths]

usually mine manifests like a weird combination of stuff

fox ears, feathers, cat tail, claws n stuff

kinda reminds me of a sphinx or somethin

[arf]

whoa
so you could get a big mix of things like that...
can anyone get tentacles? i could be some kind of awesome monster like

[ give him a second he's drawing this weird monster thing that he puts on everything. ]

[yumenope]

A dog, hm?

What kind of tricks can you do?

( completely ignoring the question!! )

[arf]

[ LET HIM TELL YOU.

Well sort of. He only has his skateboard with him but he can't do that inside or properly film it. And he doesn't have a yoyo. But there is stationary in the hotel room so he folds it into a square then on camera does some crazy origami at a ridiculously fast speed. ]

Hyper origami!

[ On theme today, he goes with a dog. ]