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[ Taichi is just making like, a normal video post. He's got doggo ears! Perky ones, and a dog tail swishing back and forth behind him like a dog who just got told he got a treat. Sanguis doggo time!! ]

Taichi Nanao here! Hehe, look~ I kind of guessed this would happen, but I'm a dog!

[ He's just proud of this fact. He gets called a dog without the ears and tail all the time.. ]

This is where I say "arf arf" right?

[ It's not bad when he's the one telling himself to do it.. ]

What's the weirdest animal anyone's become? The coolest?

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[ He covers his ears with both hands, so since his device is on his arm, Sougo will get the worst camera view of his back for a moment. His tail is still wagging above his butt. He's whining but he likes attention a lot... ]

I'm not an ali--

[ Wait. He lowers his arm to a normal level and looks seriously at his new friend (yes new friend). ]

Am I am alien here? I came from another planet!

[Wait, wait what is he doing--dude, the camera's on your arm. Sougo doesn't have much of a reaction either way, though he does note that wagging tail. A dog who seems happy even when being teased.]

You have a tail coming out of your ass. You're a dog. What're you so excited about? I don't have any treats.

[He blinks, seriously considering the idea that...in this place, they're the aliens. Maybe Taichi isn't as dumb as he seems?]

I guess you're right. But it's not like we're visiting here. It's more like being held captive.

Well, it's cute though.

[ He likes dogs okay... he's not unhappy to look like a dog, but the way he's being teased!! Isn't this unfair?! ]

Rather than alien invaders, we're aliens who've been reverse-invaded...

[ He's not. A complete idiot, but he's not smart either. ]

You think a tail out of your ass is cute? How do you sh** with that?

[Oh, if only Sougo was actually there, he would pull on that tail to mess with him. Sougo's also capable of self-censoring his speech due to the series he comes from, don't mind it.]

Sheesh, I'm used to aliens, but I'm not used to this.

It's not coming out of it! It's where my tail bone is!

[ OH MY GOD HIS BUTTHOLE IS NOWHERE NEAR IT. ]

Though it'd be more comfortable to sit on the toilet backward. [ Queue Taichi's next trip to the bathroom being Butters style just to test it out. Thanks Sougo. ]

Besides, they have those Hydra 5000 things here. But you have to get up really fast.

[ he furrows his brows in thought, humming under his breath as he has another top tier thought. ]

If you sit backward on those, the slap wouldn't go well, so you'd have to know what kind of toilet you're on at all times.

[The more Taichi gets annoyed at him, the more Sougo will want to keep trolling.]

Well, you gotta at least be careful with it. You don't want crap all over your tail.

[Is he giving genuine advice? Who knows. His own Moonblessing hasn't caused toilet issues. He's mostly gone shirtless during those days as the antlers and bat wings get in the way, although that does help with the heat.]

And just because you think the slap wouldn't go well doesn't mean there aren't people into that.

[Oh Taichi, so innocent.]

Definitely not. That would be so uncool..

[ Uncool is the issue here. Right. Moving on. ]

Wha-?

[ Who wants their dick slapped? Taichi is about to get his mind blown ]

[Yeah it would be pretty uncool, among other things. Never mind that Sougo's boss and big brother figure crapped in his pants one time...

But now it's time to be Taichi's teacher.]

You know. The masochists. The Hydra 5000 things probably don't slap very hard, so it isn't too hardcore though. It's not like they're flogging you or anything. [Shrug. This is Sougo's version of small talk.]

Flogging...?

[ He sounds more hesitant asking about it this time. He's learning too much. Sougo you are ruining his life. ]

You haven't heard of it? It's when you strike someone with a whip that has those tail things.

[The sky is blue, the bear shits in the woods, some people are into flogging. He says it so bluntly like everyone else in the world knows this except for Taichi.]

...Why?!

[ He looks so alarmed. He's never done it but that sounds like it would hurt?! ]

[Taichi looks so unnerved, and all Sougo does in response is shrug.]

'Cause some people like the pain.

[A split second later though, and he breaks out in a crooked grin.]

Me, though, I like giving it.

I.. I think I have a lot to think about.

[ He's overloaded for now. He has to consider all of this. He has to wonder how someone can look so into giving pain. Sougo looks so into this idea he's never seen anyone look that into something so blatantly before!???

He has many things to consider and try to never bring up himself again out of embarrassment. ]

[Just as quickly as he got into sadist mode, Sougo is back to his usual disaffected self again. This is child's play, a regular everyday occurrence. "Normal" people were freaked out at him in his home world too, but the zaniness of every other damn character in Gintama made up for it. Here, his weirdness is even more pronounced.]

So you're really vanilla, huh. Don't worry. If you like doing the dog thing, I can still convert you.

[Sougo, don't make it sound like turning Taichi kinky would be saving him. It would be the opposite.]

Why does it sound like a religion when you say it like that?

[ He's choosing to ignore the dog comment this time! It's too hard to deny anyway when caught off guard he'll actually bark. Sougo's digging in on it enough that he's able to avoid doing so right now but..!! ]

[Would you like to join the Church of Sadism?]

That's just the way it is. You'll see. Maybe you'll be a good pet for someone after all.

[Totally not an ominous message.]

Ahhh.. well that would mean someone wanted me so I can't even complain...!

[ He's definitely clenching his fist like he'd accept it if it mean he had someone interested in dating him. Taichi is #thirstyonmain ]

Eh, so you'd take anyone? You're a pretty desperate guy, Taichi-kun. You better be careful.

[As much as Sougo enjoys messing with this guy right now, it'd be pretty fucked if someone were to take advantage of this puppy. Even if right now, Taichi's sounding more like a high school girl who wants all the senpai to notice her.]

No! I would like a selection, but I have to have anyone interested at all before that happens.

[ he would love it if a senpai noticed him

he would love it if anyone noticed him

he really really wants to be popular ok T_T He grins and scratches the back of his neck sheepishly. ]

I don't really stand out or anything so no one's ever interested.

Edited 2020-06-15 14:29 (UTC)

Sounds to me like you've never had a girlfriend before.

[Or a boyfriend. Sougo wouldn't care about Taichi's preferences either way. However, Sougo also has never had a significant other either. At least he has the excuse of being in the Shinsengumi.]

But I get it. Man, it's just a bitch being a side character, isn't it? That's why you gotta have a character gimmick. Like for me, I'm a sadist.

[If that wasn't obvious enough already.]

[ Taichi barely understands Taichi's orientation. He says girlfriend a lot, then turns around and has to be told to stop touching peoples' abs and oggles people and calls them adonises... He's what you might refer to as a disaster bi. ]

I'm still youthful, there's time!

[ Taichi completely misinterprets what Sougo says though. ] That's true, but I'll get a lead part someday! I was the co-lead heroine once, that's close! I'll be popular for sure if I can score a lead role!!

[A cute disaster bi...]

That's what they all say while they're really just getting off to porn while alone on a Friday night.

[Sougo, don't be mean. He doesn't have experience himself, as much as he likes to act like he's a big shot kinkster. Yes, he genuinely enjoys being a sadist. But Sougo also lived in a house with a lot of guys older than him--his cruelty was how he got respect.]

Eh, I guess with your hair you could be a main character.

[Hmm, yes. With Taichi's distinctive hair and energetic personality, perhaps he could pass for a shounen protagonist? He looks like he's in thought for a little bit...]

Actually, maybe a heroine is better for you. Maybe play up the tsuntsun a bit more though.

If you're still in school you should be at home on Fridays anyway!

[ DON'T CALL HIM AND THE MAGAZINES UNDER HIS PILLOW OUT LIKE THIS, SOUGO OKITA!! ]

You think so? Hehe, I work really hard on it. Red hair is like my i.. iden..tity... [ The reason that was so spaced out is because he said it intentionally in English, and Taichi doesn't do well with English, but that's a Thing he goes with. ]

Tsuntsun.. [ He thinks for a moment.. he doesn't really have a problem with playing a girl. It took some Effort because he was way overdoing it at first, but he finally figured it out.. a tsundere girl would be a challenge though. But Mankai Company does improved street acts all the time. He can pull it off, he's sure. After a moment, he changes his voice a little so it's softer, puts a little huffy pout on his lips and lowers his eyelids about halfway. ] A heroine? That's a bit much, coming from someone like you. It-- it's not like I'd take advice from you so easily, don't get a big head.

[ Is that better? ]

[Well. Not that Sougo's ever been to high school. He has some education from when he was a child, but once he was a teen, his big brother figure-turned-commander got him to become a cop. And the rest is history.

Sougo raises a brow seeing Taichi's response, though.]

School sounds pretty boring. So is that what you do on Friday nights then?

[You weren't disagreeing with his statement, Taichi Nanao!!!

Regardless, Sougo is genuinely impressed by Taichi getting into the role of a tsundere character. Maybe this guy can be useful as an accomplice in a future scheme. Sure, he's not very bright, but Sougo can handle the plotting. If Taichi really can play the role of a girl that well, there's catfishing in his future. Maybe Sougo should get close to the puppy boy after all. What other kinds of roles can he play?]

Huh, that's not bad. You just need a bento and some twintails to complete the look. Usually the shy girl heroine doesn't have red hair.

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