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prismatica2020-05-01 03:08 am
video; un: wanwan
[ Taichi is just making like, a normal video post. He's got doggo ears! Perky ones, and a dog tail swishing back and forth behind him like a dog who just got told he got a treat. Sanguis doggo time!! ]
Taichi Nanao here! Hehe, look~ I kind of guessed this would happen, but I'm a dog!
[ He's just proud of this fact. He gets called a dog without the ears and tail all the time.. ]
This is where I say "arf arf" right?
[ It's not bad when he's the one telling himself to do it.. ]
What's the weirdest animal anyone's become? The coolest?
Taichi Nanao here! Hehe, look~ I kind of guessed this would happen, but I'm a dog!
[ He's just proud of this fact. He gets called a dog without the ears and tail all the time.. ]
This is where I say "arf arf" right?
[ It's not bad when he's the one telling himself to do it.. ]
What's the weirdest animal anyone's become? The coolest?

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Hmm...I dunno. We've all been pulled here from different worlds, but I don't think there's a central character. If there's a lot of main characters, who's the true main character?
[He scratches the back of his head. Gintoki is the main character in his canon, but there's lots of other main characters here. It's confusing. Sougo's not a pensive or philosophical character, so what's the use in thinking about this? He'd rather think with his sword.]
Us side characters don't have to worry 'bout that.
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[ He tilts his head thoughtfully, humming to match as he thinks that over before deciding against it: ]
I guess this is more like an isekai genre, so it has to be a moonblessed who stands out among moonblessed. I at least want to be part of the main cast, we have to figure it out!
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[In this neon-drenched planet, mostly everyone looks outrageous in some way or another.]
I don't really care though.
[As he said, he's a side character! That's his niche. He's got too many villainous traits to be a main character, unless you were looking for an antihero. And that suits him just fine. Sougo doesn't need attention from everyone, just from a few special people.]
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[ Taichi cares!! Even if he's not sure there talking about acting any more because it's getting too reality based but it's just pretend so it's kind of fun. ]
Someone who's good at reigning in a lot of people and leading them, especially a lot of guys.. there are a lot of guys here aren't there?
[ It's not just his imagination right?? ]
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[Nodnod. He's not an expert on this genre, but it sounds about right.
Sougo didn't necessarily notice the abundance of guys on this planet at first. The Shinsengumi HQ may as well be a frat house; he's used to it. But on further thought...Who would've guessed, Taichi is correct about this. Hmm.]
Clearly this is a reverse harem dating sim. So the main character is a faceless girl.
[That's how they work, right? Sougo sometimes likes to play regular galges, if only to turn said cute girls into his willing subs.]
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[ What is he even talking about!? Sougo lost him. ]
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[Everyone from his world has some modicum of genre-awareness. That's something he still has yet to get used to in Prisma. He may just chalk it up to Taichi being dumb in general.]
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[ Director-sensei definitely has a face!!!
Guess what genre Taichi is from, Sougo. ]
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Oh, I see.
So she's a sl** then.
[Once again with the censored words; that's how things work in his universe and he's used to the bleeps. This boy is too crude. But a pretty woman stuck with a lot of dudes--what else would happen?]
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[ DOES HE HAVE A BUTTON IN HIS POCKET, HE MUST HAVE AB UTTON IN HIS POCKET!! But more importantly! Taichi is very adamant about this! Because Izumi is too kind to not defend. u_u ]
It's perfectly reasonable to have one woman and a bunch of guys in one place, that's just how it works out sometimes! For example, Director-sensei isn't with any of us, but it's just her and..
[ Ah.. he has to think for a second. HOw many people... 5 in each troupe, plus Matsukawa and Kamekichi.. should he count people who only stop by but don't live there? Ahh.. it's getting too complicated... ]
...22 guys? Plus the guys who help us out periodically... Well, I guess 21 because Kamekichi is a bird, but I feel like he'll get mad if I leave him out.
[ He's just wondering to himself now. ]
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[He didn't even notice it! But as Taichi explains Izumi's situation, the picture slowly becomes clearer to Sougo. One girl and 22 dudes? And Taichi thinks that's normal? At the very least, Taichi is from a canon that's aimed for a different demographic than Gintama. Well, in theory. Gintama merch capitalizes on the appeal of the most popular male characters after all.]
So does everyone there have a crush on her or something?
[Taichi seems pretty dense, so he could always deny it. But if it was indeed true that none of these dudes were attracted to the main girl, then...]
If not, then I think I get why there's a lotta guys in this place.
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[ It's rude to ask a lady's age so he doesn't for sure know. ]
Not all of us, for sure... but we all like her a lot, hehe!
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[Into young men, he means. Sougo says so with the confidence of an 18-year-old who wants to look more experienced than he is.]
But I think I have sense of what this place is aiming for, then. We gotta look for that faceless girl. Or at least find the plainest girl here.
[This conversation has Sougo thinking Prismatica is some sort of 18+ otome game. He tells Taichi that they "gotta look" for that girl, but he puts his arms around his head and reclines in his chair. He's not going to look for anything.]
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[ He seems firm about this!! He's giving Sougo a ishy expression. ]
Don't go around calling girls plain, either. That just means you haven't seen her charms yet!
[ Taichi has a kind heart. ]
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You never know.
There are plenty of plain girls, though. You really think every girl you meet is charming? Wow, I didn't expect you to be some kind of womanizer.
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[ And usually will tell them, too. People should hear what makes them awesome. ]
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If you're an expert in popularity, how come you're not in the lead role?
[He's not afraid to land a critical hit with the popularity thing, though.]
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Just because I know what makes other people popular doesn't mean I can apply it to myself. I already know I'm short, I don't have big muscles, I'm naturally pretty plain, I don't stand out enough so I can only ever get extra roles on TV, and I'm pretty dumb. But I've managed to improve it a lot already!
[ He grins. He's got low self-esteem but determined optimism on his side. He does a fist pump to emphasize himself. ]
I dye my hair, my ears are pierced so I've got an edge now, and I always keep up on popular fashion trends! I'm working on my acting too and have made leaps and bounds lately!
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Well. That's how it is sometimes with Kondou too. Too optimistic and trusting to be insulted.]
And how's that working out for ya?
Maybe you should end up turning into the womanizer type after all. Those characters tend to get pretty popular as long as they're young and good-looking.
Or just be an S. Boss and I got the first two spots in our popularity polls. Well, Boss is the main character, but we're both sadists.
[Never mind that Sougo ended up getting 3rd in subsequent popularity polls (to that damn Hijikata, no less), and then 4th in the last popularity poll...but Hijikata and Takasugi tend to be rough around the edges too.
Besides, why should he even help this Taichi person who he just met? Maybe Sougo is curious to see if Taichi would actually believe all the shit he makes up on the spot. Taichi can't suddenly turn into a sadist overnight if he didn't even know what flogging was!]
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[ He's not completed his popularity transformation yet. ]
Aww, did you just call me good-looking? Hehe~
[ That's what he is actively choosing to take out of that. He's grinning like he's made out of pure sunshine. ]
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[He knows what kind of series Taichi is from! But ugh, that smile. Sougo just wanted to explain something to him and inadvertently ended up praising him. That's the opposite of what Sougo does!]
If you could be more charming and less desperate, then you'd have bitches all over you. And go for the older ladies who are really into young guys.
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I'm not desperate I'm... ambitious!
[ He's desperate. ]
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Still, Sougo's not buying it. He lazily waves his hand to dismiss Taichi's denial.]
Same difference.
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[ Uwah, two compliments in a row... Sougo is on a roll?! Taichi has faith he's not horribly awful as he seems now. It seems like it's best to get away with that second one while he can. ]
It was nice meeting you! I'll talk to you later!
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See ya.
Also, it's not agreeing.
[He ends as deadpan as he began. Clearly, one person is more excited about this friendship. But this Taichi guy seems so genuinely nice, so...maybe he won't be all that bad. If anything, he may be a good prank target.]