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[arf]

[ Taichi is just making like, a normal video post. He's got doggo ears! Perky ones, and a dog tail swishing back and forth behind him like a dog who just got told he got a treat. Sanguis doggo time!! ]

Taichi Nanao here! Hehe, look~ I kind of guessed this would happen, but I'm a dog!

[ He's just proud of this fact. He gets called a dog without the ears and tail all the time.. ]

This is where I say "arf arf" right?

[ It's not bad when he's the one telling himself to do it.. ]

What's the weirdest animal anyone's become? The coolest?

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[arf]

[ Hahaha Sougo do you think you can hit a critical blow like this? Bitch he already knows he's garbage. ]

Just because I know what makes other people popular doesn't mean I can apply it to myself. I already know I'm short, I don't have big muscles, I'm naturally pretty plain, I don't stand out enough so I can only ever get extra roles on TV, and I'm pretty dumb. But I've managed to improve it a lot already!

[ He grins. He's got low self-esteem but determined optimism on his side. He does a fist pump to emphasize himself. ]

I dye my hair, my ears are pierced so I've got an edge now, and I always keep up on popular fashion trends! I'm working on my acting too and have made leaps and bounds lately!

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sougo tried INSULT! It's not very effective...

Well. That's how it is sometimes with Kondou too. Too optimistic and trusting to be insulted.]

And how's that working out for ya?

Maybe you should end up turning into the womanizer type after all. Those characters tend to get pretty popular as long as they're young and good-looking.

Or just be an S. Boss and I got the first two spots in our popularity polls. Well, Boss is the main character, but we're both sadists.

[Never mind that Sougo ended up getting 3rd in subsequent popularity polls (to that damn Hijikata, no less), and then 4th in the last popularity poll...but Hijikata and Takasugi tend to be rough around the edges too.

Besides, why should he even help this Taichi person who he just met? Maybe Sougo is curious to see if Taichi would actually believe all the shit he makes up on the spot. Taichi can't suddenly turn into a sadist overnight if he didn't even know what flogging was!]

[arf]

It's a process!

[ He's not completed his popularity transformation yet. ]

Aww, did you just call me good-looking? Hehe~

[ That's what he is actively choosing to take out of that. He's grinning like he's made out of pure sunshine. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

Kinda. It's not a compliment, but you're a bishounen type too.

[He knows what kind of series Taichi is from! But ugh, that smile. Sougo just wanted to explain something to him and inadvertently ended up praising him. That's the opposite of what Sougo does!]

If you could be more charming and less desperate, then you'd have bitches all over you. And go for the older ladies who are really into young guys.

[arf]

[ It's a compliment, it's too late. And Taichi looks like he's ecstatic about it and won't take it any other way. ]

I'm not desperate I'm... ambitious!

[ He's desperate. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[His attempt to insult Taichi backfired so hard, it's embarrassing...well, if Sougo could actually be embarrassed.

Still, Sougo's not buying it. He lazily waves his hand to dismiss Taichi's denial.]

Same difference.

[arf]

I'll take that as agreeing!

[ Uwah, two compliments in a row... Sougo is on a roll?! Taichi has faith he's not horribly awful as he seems now. It seems like it's best to get away with that second one while he can. ]

It was nice meeting you! I'll talk to you later!

[firstsaderesponder]

[Once again, NOT AS PLANNED.]

See ya.

Also, it's not agreeing.

[He ends as deadpan as he began. Clearly, one person is more excited about this friendship. But this Taichi guy seems so genuinely nice, so...maybe he won't be all that bad. If anything, he may be a good prank target.]