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[arf]

[ Taichi is just making like, a normal video post. He's got doggo ears! Perky ones, and a dog tail swishing back and forth behind him like a dog who just got told he got a treat. Sanguis doggo time!! ]

Taichi Nanao here! Hehe, look~ I kind of guessed this would happen, but I'm a dog!

[ He's just proud of this fact. He gets called a dog without the ears and tail all the time.. ]

This is where I say "arf arf" right?

[ It's not bad when he's the one telling himself to do it.. ]

What's the weirdest animal anyone's become? The coolest?

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[superultra]

Shut up, you won't die. It's just a few days, right? Besides...

[ ahh... how to ask... he looks away, scratching the back of his neck. ]

I need you to keep an eye on me, too.

[arf]

[ He looks like he wants to argue when Banri tells him to shut up, apparently a little more argumentative during Sanguis, but when Banri looks away and says that, his hackles lower and he looks more sympathetic. ]

Keep an eye on you for what? I'll do it, but..

[ he needs to know what to expect! Banri's kind of beating around the bush here. ]

[superultra]

[ god... and here he is, thinking he's being very direct. he looks at him again with an incredulous look, not sure if taichi really doesn't get it, but, since it looks like that's the case... ]

I get cravings, okay? For raw meat. Like, really raw. Like... still alive.

[arf]

Eh?

[ WAit, WAIT!! Taichi looks at him, eyes wide. ]

Don't eat live animals, Ban-chan! [ That's serial killer stuff. ] I'll distract you so tell me if you want it!

[superultra]

[ GROANS......... animals, yeah... let's keep it at that. ]

...Yeah, thanks. I can sort of control it but, you know. It's sort of unpredictable. Not to mention the, uh... constantly horny part, which you will definitely experience for sure so. Good luck.

[ although for all he knows taichi is always horny so maybe he'll be just fine. ]

It goes away but it really sucks for a few days.

[arf]

[ Banri, does Taichi have to get a spray bottle to stop you from eating him.. ]

Banri, don't worry. I know how to handle that part.

[ A beat when he seems to realize a problem with this. ]

I'm really gonna need my own bed...

[ And then the second realization, which makes him blush. ]

Wait, can you smell too? Like-- are you gonna.. you know... know...

[ Can he even take a shower masturbate safely............... Banri's bathroom is gonna start smelling like Axe spray every time Taichi has a Man Reaction to try to hide his shame. ]

[superultra]

[ ughhhh... well at least taichi is direct about asking this stuff??? makes it easier, really. ]

I probably hate answering this as much as you hate asking it, but, yeah. I will know. Which is why we need to either find you a place next to mine or your own place.

[ because he figures that despite everything, taichi is a cute kid deep down, and maybe some girl out there will try to seduce him and he's gonna want his own place. banri still wants to be close enough to keep an eye on him, though. ]

Ah, sorry for talking about all this shit as soon as we find each other, by the way. I promise you there's some fun stuff here, too.

[arf]

I'll ask the building manager tomorrow if I can call dibs if there's not one already.

[ Taichi is glad Banri's here. He doesn't really want to figure out how to live completely on his own alone. ]

I saw that guy selling hoverboards, I'm gonna save up for one!

[ Speaking of fun stuff. ] But.. it's okay. It's better to know this ahead instead of waking up to you trying to eat me in my sleep if I wake up more puppy than man...

[ This is his horror story he's building.. it's slowly going to get worse and worse.. ]

[superultra]

[ how exactly are you gonna save????? is... what he wants to ask. but would rather not. ]

I'm not gonna try to eat you! [ ........ ] ...Probably! I'm not sure if I have a taste for other canines!

[arf]

Probably!?

[ THAT'S NOT REASSURING!! ]

[superultra]

I want to say I'm at least 90% sure?

[arf]

Then I'll borrow some paper to write my will for the other 10%.

[ Okay, he's joking. He trusts Banri after all. ]

[superultra]

[ REACHES FOR HIS TAIL AND TUGS IT :/ ]

I'll kill you for real if you want to die so badly.

[ which is to say please trust him??? ]

[arf]

[ Taichi yelps and reaches for his back side with both hands to sooth his tail. ]

I was kidding!

[superultra]

[ he scoffs, unable to stay mad at taichi because he is just... a puppy... not just because of the current ears and tail situation, but it was the same back home, too. sighs. ]

Whatever. Just... be careful, I guess? With me, and with yourself.

[arf]

I promise I won't eat you either, Ban-chan.

[ But he is.. going to reach out and tug Banri's tail in revenge, his tail wagging now playfully as he immediately leaps off the couch after to avoid immediate repercussions. ]

[superultra]

[ before he can even answer (not that was going to say anything more compelling than “gee, thanks”), his tail is tugged, making him yelp and reach for taichi immediately, who is out of range just in time. ]

Hey! Don't run away like a coward!

[ ugh!!! holds his tail... the surprise hurt more than the actual tug, but still. betrayal. ]

[arf]

[ He just goes behind the couch to lean over the back with a grin. or on the side of it if it's against a wall ]

It's revenge!

[superultra]

[ behind is fine, not much thought has gone into the layout...

banri growls at him, twisting his body to take a better look at taichi, but eventually just... sighs and settles back down. when he first came, he took this pretty well himself, but with time it got a little tough living on his own, so he at least wants taichi to not go through that. ]

Fine, I won't eat you. Let's just get you settled properly, yeah?

[arf]

[ Right now, Taichi's still in the adjustment stage where everything's going so fast and confusing that it's all barely sunk in. Banri being here has really helped too; he doesn't know what he'd do if he was all on his own. He relaxes when Banri doesn't chase him and leans over the back of the couch, nodding in agreement. ]

Do you have a job here?

[superultra]

[ what a question... but valid, he supposes. he waves a dismissive hand at it anyway. he's not making a single move to chase or scare taichi away anymore. they just held hands while walking home, that should be enough humiliation for the both of them for one afternoon, there's no need to add "playing tag" to that bundle. ]

Sort of. I play games online for money sometimes, and sometimes I do part-time jobs at the corner store down the street.

[ oh, wait. he straightens up a little, turning his head back to look at him again. ]

Are you already planning to look for a job? That's pretty responsible of you. I'm kind of proud!

[arf]

[ Taichi's tail stops wagging when Banri doesn't chase him. Taichi finds he has a lot of energy and wants to exert himself physically during Sanguis, so he's a little disappointed Banri doesn't chase him, but the topic turns from just Banri sharing his job to Taichi being responsible and he doesn't think that's exactly it. ]

Well it's more like... I've been in a motel for a while and that food bag was all I could really afford. I love junk food but after so long...

[ He needs to be able to afford normal human food, he's nutrient deprived!! Like it takes him way too long to make fried rice.. but he'll figure it out if he can afford real food! He needs a vegetable in his life. ]

There probably aren't going to be too many people who want to moonlace with me, so I have to make demichroma!

[ But he doesn't really want to focus on that so he brings it back to asking Banri about his life. ]

Playing games online sounds so fun.. like a streamer? Can I watch?

[superultra]

[ the topic randomly moving on to moonlacing makes banri's eyebrow twitch, but thankfully taichi doesn't stick to it; there's only so much reassurance banri can give him about it without making it weird, after all. ]

Man, your motel life sounds so sad. Stop bringing it up, I feel bad I didn't pick you up earlier.

[ but it does make him stand up and stretch. maybe it's time to feed this sad, sad dog. ]

I don't really stream, it's competitive gaming. But sure, you can watch. For now, we need to cook you some real food, right?

[arf]

Sorry. Omi-kun used to do all the cooking and cleaning and give me advice and listen to my problems.

[ His life organizer is gone banri, taichi is a mess ;o; If he gets enough money he can afford to pay someone to make him food and clean... right... look he can only be partially responsible, having a job is the best he can do right now.

He looks super impressed when Banri corrects him to tell him it's competitive. ]

That's awesome, I'll cheer for you! After I eat.