fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

jill valentine | resident evil

[torsion]

Jill Valentine, 35

If you've ever wanted to know someone who can crush a skull or break a neck with her thighs, look no further! I like to shoot, drink, and generally just relax on days off if not training. You'll get nothing but honesty and loyalty from me if things hit off, even short-term. Message me and we'll hit the gym or grab some burgers!

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[firstdayblues]

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The scary part of this is I know you can back it up.

[torsion]

Might start to think you're trying to coax me into triangle choking you, Leon.

[firstdayblues]

No thanks, I like my skull where it is. Finally got it just how I like it, you know?

[torsion]

Gosh, Leon. Might start to think you DON'T have a crush on me if you keep it up.

[firstdayblues]

Well, we can't have that now, can we. Maybe one of these days we'll slam down some drinks and I'll let you practice some of your moves on me after all.

[trenchdoting]

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Some people put their best foot forward. Only you put your best thighs forward! : P (Of course, you got every reason to be proud!)

[torsion]

So, you admit you're looking at my thighs.

[trenchdoting]

I mighta caught a glimpse here or there

[torsion]

Yeah? Front or back?
Coming or going?

[ Her ego swells knowing that he was looking at her ass, naturally. Sorry, but there's not anyone else in Lunatia that has an ass as perfect as hers! ]

[trenchdoting]

[She might not be wrong...!]

Both, both sound right
Might've seen a few more departures
You know, just to make sure everything's alright when you're leaving!

[uncleasshole]

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that's a hell of an opener

[torsion]

Just being honest about what I can do.
I'm no wilting flower or the kinda gal that needs support from someone. Kinda a turn off when I'm not that soft, but I'd rather be honest, you know?

[uncleasshole]

nah i get you
always appreciated gals that can take care of themselves. i hate playing babysitter

[torsion]

I can take care of a group. But I understand. Rough as hell watching over everyone, especially in a crisis.

So, what I'm hearing is that you'll take me out on a cheat day for burgers or pizza? Maybe tacos, even?

[uncleasshole]

yeah... don't i know it.

sure, if you don't mind going dutch. it's never a bad time for tacos.

[liveandforgive]

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I know someone who covers the first part.

[ Do not make Tifa mad. adfkjsh. ]

[torsion]

Not you, though, huh!

[liveandforgive]

I could. But my style's less thighs and more sword.

[ Head scissor someone Cloud. fkajsd ]

Been a while since I rolled into a gym though.

[torsion]

Two pretty different things, yeah.

[ Imagine with the AC pants... ]

Kinda sounds like it when you use the word "rolled". Not that I can tell you what gym language really sounds like.

[ It got a good chuckle out of her, at least. So casual! ]

[liveandforgive]

Fine. "Stepped" into a gym.

[ Cloud being cool + also a huge dork = free real-estate for roasting. Circle of life. ]

[sendinthedelta]

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ill always swipe left for u

[Please throw him out a window, Jill.]

[torsion]

Might start to think you've got a crush when you talk to me like that, you know.

[ First floor only, but she'd be down for it. ]

[sendinthedelta]

oh no wouldnt want to give off that impression now would i

i laughed at that icon

[torsion]

Very funny.
Aren't I a little too old for you?