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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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[ She's so shocked by this that she's not sure what to think. This isn't the Hijikata she met! Also she has no idea people can fake others on here. ]

I do not know what mayonnaise is but I hope I never need such a thing, Hijikata-San.

[Faking Hijikata is easy enough when Sougo can make a separate account and upload the angry photos he has of the vice-chief. Unfortunately, he is unaware of Kitsuno and Hijikata's previous acquaintance. But this should make it all the more interesting.]

You've never had Kewpie mayo before? It's dog food. But we need it if we're going to do it. You shouldn't knock mayo play before you try it.

[ Those pictures are traumatizing too, but you know what... this is fine. Mortals are fine...

By the Goddess, are mortals okay?! ]

What... exactly are we doing with this Kewpie mayo? Why would we play with it?

[ This is going over her head. ]

[If only she knew...]

I can't get it up unless mayo is involved. :(

[Hey, for all Sougo knows, this could be true about Hijikata.]

Are you talking about your...
Is this kewpie mayo an aphrodisiac?

[ She's heard weirder. ]

For me it is. I'd love to eat it off your body, too.

[Now to see how this person will react to "Hijikata" being forward like this.]

[ She's just baffled and confused, and wondering if he's possessed... ]

That doesn't sound very appealing, Hijikata-san.
Are you certain you're feeling alright?
This doesn't sound like you.
You're not possessed by a spell, are you?

[Well, some clearly knows him from before. Sougo needs to readjust his strategy. How can he try to ruin Hijikata's relationship with this person?]

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just really desperate, okay? I can never say my true feelings out loud. I've fantasized about covering you with mayonnaise ever since we met.

[Let's hope that does the trick.]

[ She, unfortunately, doesn't know him that well, but something seems off enough that she's beginning to wonder. ]

Really?
Would you say it to my face?
I'm not certain the text is conveying how desperate you are.
So I don't believe that you've fantasized enough.

I'll do anything. But I'm just really nervous, you know...it's humiliating to say out loud.

Did you want me to fantasize more? Is that what you mean?

I'm certain you can admit to much more if you're already admitting to such thoughts, Hijikata-san.

[ Whatever is possessing him surely won't be able to handle it if their own words are turned around on them, right? ]

You can start by telling me what I look like!

Only on text. It's the only time when I can be my true self.

[Okay, someone is clearly suspicious. There are several ways to go about it...but Sougo was pretty successful when asked to sub in as a host, okay, he got this.]

You're so beautiful. There's no one like you in this world.

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I love how threatening sougo's icons are...

Yes, his S face is very beautiful

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