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A "computer"?

Edited 2020-05-14 01:57 (UTC)

I can show you a picture. One moment.

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Also please like all his pics, thanks.]

F has Liked this

[Did he mean to? Absolutely he did not, but he double-tapped it and he doesn't dislike it, so.]

Is it for desecration or does it have a purpose?

[Each comment comes with a significant delay, but also, thank god for autocorrect. Or maybe not, because he squints at that for a while, and then:]

Decoration.

[Thanks, F, that's very thoughtful and so obviously not intentional... nice.]

I must admit for a moment there you had me quite concerned.

That said: both. It [uhhhh does he KNOW what a computer does enough to explain, no--] is like a bigger phone. Essentially.

[LET'S MOVE ON. He isn't ashamed of his semi-literacy, but nor does he want to reveal it right now. It's fine!]

And you wish for this because it's purple.

We could paint your phone.

[hey wow hold on]

It

is not only just purple...

[It is though. Don't blast him online.]

Are you good at painting?

Is there another reason you want it?

[:)]

It's a small phone. And one color. How hard can it be?

Edited 2020-05-14 02:18 (UTC)

I believe it would be useful to have.

[Don't ask him why, that's cheating.]

Well, should paint be applied to these things?

You ask me? You've been my tutor in technology matters.

[So it's a Terrible Idea, got it.]

Perhaps we should look into this more carefully, then.

But what did you think of the computer?

Pretty. I mean that nicely. It would suit you.

If you wish for company when you buy it, I would be interested in seeing it.

[yes thank you it is THE prettiest plastic box he's ever seen--]

How could I turn down your company? Please do accompany me; then perhaps we can see it at work together.

[Two ye olde idiots staring at a computer monitor until the screensaver kicks in. Art.]

fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

un: f

i can't believe it's f

with their powers combined they can manage an emoji

lorenz's username is a rose emoji. time to get learned fenris

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