fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

lorenz | fe3h

[hotproblems]

Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, 25 (Cordis)

Good day to you all. I, Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, am in pursuit of the following: fellow patrons of the fine arts, connoisseurs of high quality tea, and anyone capable of holding a decent conversation. Recently I have been enjoying mediocre television. We could discuss a number of programs. Also, I would like to learn how to use a "computer." Help is appreciated. Earnest help only, thank you. I am not interested in riffraff or moonlacing with whoever is convenient. Kindly do not waste my time.

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[tigerpoet]

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I don't know if it's mediocre television, but I like watching the Prismamon series. It's clearly aimed at a younger audience, but wholesome shows like that are relaxing, and I already play the games.

[hotproblems]

I have no idea what that is.

[.....okay, okay-] I suppose mediocre is in the eye of the beholder. What is Prismamon?

[tigerpoet]

A game where you get a team of cute animals with elemental powers, and you save the world together while growing stronger as a team. It's adorable.

What do you watch instead?

[condolences]

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[ marianne doesn't know what tinder is but she is here to support her friends. ]

[hotproblems]

[tbh lorenz doesn't know what tinder is either but he treasures this support......]

Thank you, Marianne. I may have discovered something you would enjoy.

[condolences]

You're welcome, Lorenz!
Did you? Is it another television show?

[crestfallenfor]

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[Look, Sylvain does know what tinder is for, but also? He fits what Lorenz says he's looking for. So. Check is 50% genuine, 50% being a shit.]

[hotproblems]

Sylvain. You are supposed to include a message.

[heckle like you mean it, bud.]

[crestfallenfor]

Am I? I thought the check was rather self-explanatory~

[He means it more than u realize he means it, bruh.]

« text » un: foxlike

[foxtouched]

"Riffraff"?
That's a rather broad assumption to make about some people, is it not?
It would be cruel to turn someone down simply because they were not exposed to the privilege that noble folk received.

[hotproblems]

I

did not say anything about privilege?

[foxtouched]

Then what did you mean?
Some people act the way they do because of their circumstances.
Is it right to call them riffraff just because they don't behave the same way as one is used to?

[ Mortals have strange ideas about what's acceptable or not... ]

text; un: byleth

[byleth]

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Tea connoisseur, good horticulturist, high dexterity.
Good date candidate for all interested.

[ Helping his students get laid one comment at a time. ]

[hotproblems]

That is very kind of you, Professor. However. I am not looking for any dates.

[please he just wants to talk about reality tv fandom]

[byleth]

I thought that was the only objective.
Should I change my evaluation?

[ He's just a lone dragon-man trapped in a modern age, trying to learn what all these popular doohickeys the kids like to use are. ]

un: f

[doggish]

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A "computer"?

i can't believe it's f

[hotproblems]

I can show you a picture. One moment.

[IMG_344.jpg

Also please like all his pics, thanks.]

with their powers combined they can manage an emoji

[doggish]

F has Liked this

[Did he mean to? Absolutely he did not, but he double-tapped it and he doesn't dislike it, so.]

Is it for desecration or does it have a purpose?

[Each comment comes with a significant delay, but also, thank god for autocorrect. Or maybe not, because he squints at that for a while, and then:]

Decoration.

[sycamour]

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I can teach you how to use a computer, if you need! Especially if we can spend most of the time talking about the Bachelor/Bachelorette.

[hotproblems]

[oh thank god someone out there with SENSE]

Ah! I see you possess the rare quality of unique taste. Yes, that would be more than agreeable.

[sycamour]

[Listen, they don't have these shows back in Kalos and (unfortunately) he is INVESTED...]

Parfait! You're doing fine with the bracelet, so I'm sure you won't struggle once you've learned the basics of computers! What is the main area you're having trouble with?

[AND WHO DO YOU THINK DESERVES A ROSE-]

[lumberlady]

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greetings! you is have amazing hair! colorful like wisteria flower!

[........... byleth sent her and she came up with a really good opening line!]

[hotproblems]

[Frankly this is the best comment he's gotten on this thing so far, GREAT job!!]

Oh! Yes, I suppose it is. You have a keen eye!

[......for flowers, probably, but also maybe for dope hair.]

[lumberlady]

is like mountain wisteria! there is much in i ‘s world at this time, but i not see as much in LUNATIA.

is rare color? or normal color?