fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[hotproblems]

I cannot think of a single one. Perhaps you can refresh my memory?

[Make his day, list some dumb shit they did at school. Hint: he has never rested in his life, ever.]

You should try to stay out of trouble entirely. But I know asking for that much is a fool's errand.

[deerhearted]

That one time I didn't cause trouble. That was a surprise, wasn't it?

[ Technically that counts. ]

Considering what happened last month, I think I may find myself in a bit of trouble once a month at the very least. Unwillingly, anyway. I promise all of my willingly trouble making will be mundane and boring.

[ Just don't see what he's growing in the community garden. ]

[hotproblems]

I promise I will be surprised when that day comes.

[it doesn't count. anyway, nosy mode engaged.]

What did happen last month? Something other than the singing incident?

[deerhearted]

Maybe I'll be good for your birthday.

Just the singing incident. With that cult and all. Stuff like that is technically trouble, right?

[hotproblems]

Oh? Will you? I have it writing now, you realize.

It's hardly trouble you caused...

[excused! you're welcome.]

[deerhearted]

I did say maybe. Maybe I'll be really annoying.

[ Maybe he'll control himself... ]

It's still trouble! Who knows what will happen this month. Something might happen that'll make me cause trouble, unwillingly!

[hotproblems]

I know you know how to behave yourself.

And again: you know how to behave yourself. You did make it through the singing incident.

[deerhearted]

You speak so highly of me! 🥺
I knew you had a soft spot for me. 🥺🥺

[hotproblems]

[oh my god must you and Hilda both spam these faces at him!!!]

Fishing for compliments is unbecoming, Claude.

[deerhearted]

[ He'll keep doing it!!! ]

Funny, you seemed all too willing to give me compliments last month.

[hotproblems]

Was I? I don't recall.

[deerhearted]

I think you were. I have a sharp memory.

[hotproblems]

Yes, you told me so many detailed accounts of you staying out of trouble completely just moments ago.

[deerhearted]

Technically I have stayed out of trouble!
You just keep focusing on all the times I haven't.

[ Smartass. ]

[hotproblems]

Somehow they stand out more strongly in my memory. Quite the mystery.

[deerhearted]

Because you focus on the bad too much! That's not good for your health.

[hotproblems]

I

I do not. This isn't going to be another "you don't have any fun" argument, is it?

[deerhearted]

We tend to go around in circles a lot, huh?

[hotproblems]

That is not my fault.

[deerhearted]

Never said it was!

[hotproblems]

[hrghrhhg]

You are very difficult very often.

[deerhearted]

If I was too easy, you'd get bored fairly quickly.

[ It's that good rivalry.... ]

[hotproblems]

That isn't

[ugh god it's TRUE and that's even WORSE!!]

Maybe I would. Don't let it go to your head.

[deerhearted]

[ haha gottem ]

I'll try not to.

[hotproblems]

[how do you delete someone else's account]

See to it that you remember. Perhaps we can avoid going in circles in the future.