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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[hopticulture]

Honestly even with dating being a bit more liberal nowadays, animals are still going to judge you on your dating habits.

[and...since this is an app, and it's one on one, and she knows Konoha is a married woman...

hm.

it's not like Haru is particularly secretive about her relationship anyway.]

Well...you know Legosi, right?

[she feels like if Konoha even knows him in passing she can. put two and two together about the WEIRD CIRCUMSTANCE.]

[lumberlady]

[oh, ok, so some things don't change... but wait-]

LEGOSI? yes, i know! is wolf man! 🐺👨.

[.......... WAIT AGAIN-]

HARU 's DATE partner is LEGOSI?! i was not knowing!!

[hopticulture]

[she's not about to go into all the mean things people said about her in school!! but yeah, things don't change, especially if you're a female it seems like you're always going to be a step behind.....

but anyway.]

It's not like we're hiding anything, especially not here. This place actually makes things a lot easier in some respect.

But back home it's still a bit complicated when it comes to a small prey animal seeing a large predator. It's not illegal anymore but still pretty taboo, so we kind of just...have done our own thing.

[lumberlady]

[okay phew... let her calm her two hearts for a second-]

i hear about relations for HERBIVORE and CARNIVORE from JUNO and LOUIS. is sounding difficult...

so HARU and LEGOSI is DATING but not so public? small amount hiding?

[hopticulture]

[ah....Juno and Louis......hahahahah.]

Hm I'm guessing it was more that Juno brought it up to you? She's a bit of an intense girl.

I wouldn't say we're hiding! Even my parents know at this point and I only didn't tell them because they've always been really protective of me.

Also because in the beginning I wasn't really sure where the two of us stood. Like I said, it's weird.

1/3

[lumberlady]

yes she is announcing... very brave love confession. i was much shocked. ... i have no right for shock after i 's confession, but.

if parents are giving blessing then is alright, yes? family blessing is most important for marriage so... is important for DATE also?

i am not understanding why is weird if is not having hide and family is blessing?

[lumberlady]

[UNLESS....................]

[lumberlady]

unless is. other weird.

[hopticulture]

Yeah...Juno is like that. Not sure if it's her being brave though...

[more like...just being a normal open-book canine and just Really Aggressive about her feelings.

hahahah marriage....ABOUT THAT....]

Dating usually precedes marriage. There are still families who arrange marriages for their kids, but those are usually old school parents or parents who have a lineage they want to uphold.

....but uh what do you mean by "other weird"?

[like being-proposed-to-randomly-before-you're-even-dating kind of weird??]

[lumberlady]

i is liking the honesty... i think to say you love someone is brave. more brave if you think possible they do not love you also...

[BUT HOW TO PHRASE THIS.....................]

other weird. you know...

miss HARU is always teasing i about husband 's size but HARU is DATING LEGOSI...

[please don't make her type it... it's worse than saying it somehow]

1/3

[hopticulture]

Oh. Yeah, when you put it that way it is brave.

[she does agree with Konoha's sentiments, honestly!

but Konoha also didn't have to go through Juno posturing herself as a romantic rival in the past so...

eh that's in the past!]

[hopticulture]

[but. .......Ah...........]

[hopticulture]

...you want to know how big Legosi's penis is?

1/?

[lumberlady]

NO!!!!!

[lumberlady]

i is not asking this! i did not ask this!!!

[lumberlady]

all i is saying is that body size is different so possible that DATING is difficult!!!!??? possible! possible sex is difficult!!! i know can be difficult so i is trying to give sympathy not ask personal size question!

[lumberlady]

that is private information for HARU and LEGOSI to know!

[lumberlady]

[...]

/ded

[lumberlady]

...

is this again teasing?

I AM SO SORRY......

[hopticulture]

Your husband's must be pretty big then, huh?

1/3

[lumberlady]

[SCREAMS INTO HANDS]

[lumberlady]

[This has got... to be... a joke. That's definitely what this is! Haru is only teasing her because it's fun! So-

So-

So if she doesn't react like that, then... She wins!

DEEP BREATH, KONOHA.]

[lumberlady]

yes it is very big!!!

1/2

[hopticulture]

[YOU

WELL YOU CAUGHT HER OFF-GUARD THERE NOT GONNA LIE.]

Is that so...

[hopticulture]

Hm I think I'm going to keep Legosi's penis size to myself.