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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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It’s just a little bit of banter. Surely you’re stronger than to get your feelings hurt by a stray comment or two.

Here, you’re welcome to insult me.

[ give him an excuse. ]

I'm not.
What I mean is that you sound like you're in denial, like you want to compliment me but you won't because of your pride.
I guess it's understandable.

Nah.

You sound so self-centered! But I’ll compliment the photographers for making such beautiful pictures of such a wretched subject.

You really do talk like a guy I know.
How old are you... ?
40?
Are you jealous my youth?
Sorry, but it's time accept that you've got one foot in the grave already. Being this bitter is going to show on your skin.

Ha ha ha! You’re terrible.

I hope you’ll give me some skin care tips for when I finally get to your age. We have a lot to learn from our elders.

You're not twenty?
Isn't there a child lock on this thing?
Get out of here, infant.

I’m freshly eighteen. I realize that must have been a long time ago for you.

Eighteen huh...
Why are you such a problem child?

It’s the only way I know how to get attention.

What a brat.
Get a job.

Are you hiring assistants? I need to know for those “the-butler-did-it” sort of reasons.

I have a poison resistance.

And I have a knife. So what?

You can work at the front desk, sure.

[ He's like 100% confident that Seimei will never kill him. ]

You’re soooo generous. I’ll apply immediately.

[ Yoohyun is... taking this seriously. ]

You'll only have to really deal with people coming in and out.
As well as complaints.
Don't try covering up any complaints about yourself, though.

I’m not working for you.

It'd be like you're stealing from me since I'm paying you.

Don’t try to tempt me. My labor is worth much more than anything you could pay me.

You'd get what you're worth for a cat boy that's threatening to kill me.

Not a cat boy. Just a human. I realize this is hard for you to understand.

A human by your world's terms?
I guess I can understand that.

[ an unexpected moment of understanding, over a thing that seimei takes unexpectedly seriously.

hm, well. he still hates this bitch. ]

Ah, but you would still be an animal by my world’s terms.

That's also nothing new.

[ ?????? His parents just straight up acted like he didn't exist? You can't hurt his feelings. ]

[ why aren’t you making this fun for him!!! ]

I’ll be sure to have a leash and collar ready for you the next time we meet.

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