fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

[cadeuces]

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

💖 Square-ish images work best! 💖 Thumbnail images are clickable, that's why there's two IMG2 / IMG3 / IMG4 placeholders each!

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Comments

[mayoninofukucho]

[Hijikata nearly has a small heart attack when he comes across this butt-ugly profile. Of course he isn't privy to any of the private messages Sougo - because who else but Sougo would be behind this; who else would have such excessively unflattering photos of him - may have exchanged with poor unsuspecting people in his name, but he hammers away on his device in a fury, composing a capslocked message.]

DELETE THIS FUCKING ACCOUNT SOUGO

YOU SHITTY IMPOSTER

GET A JOB!!!

[firstsaderesponder]

[FINALLY the man of the hour has noticed! Doesn't it look so beautiful? Hijikata's instincts are spot-on, but all signs point to Sougo.]

no

[Yes, that's really all the answer Hijikata will get.]

[mayoninofukucho]

[OF COURSE. Sougo must be having a field day with this bullshit!! How many people is he catfishing?! Is he telling anyone Hijikata knows awful lies about him?! Hijikata knows it's pointless to respond, but he'll put a warning on his own profile (he made one because he needs more fellow Sanguises to fight with when the red moon strikes again, okay), and he may just set a trap in front of Sougo's apartment door overnight. Perhaps he'll delete this awful parody account at swordpoint.]

[firstsaderesponder]

[And how many times has that worked out? Exactly.

Yeah...good luck with that.]