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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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Comments

[hunksmash]

maybe? cause that seems... extreme? keith's cool and all, but it's not like that.

when/where are you coming from? that's kind of a THING here.

[lanceylance]

okay, so like, the last thing i remember from home is trying to protect veronica while getting shot at by galra sentries and nearly ending up going splat on a fighter. like, i closed my eyes, and BOOM, suddenly not there anymore. but THEN i am pretty sure that either i'm dead and it was all some weird pipedream or i spent like, a year or so in this place that looked like a cottage painting in some old lady's house where your emotions were cruel and unusual punishment because i kept breaking things and getting zapped. and you guys were all there. like, shiro had purple hair and you and keith were married and pidge kept coming and going like blinky lights during the holidays and allura was dating matt. it was WEIRD.

and i'm really starting to wonder if maybe i didn't die after all, or at least end up in a coma because shiro was confused too, which means maybe it's all in my head?

[hunksmash]

yeah that's A LOT. and it does sounds weird.

but you're definitely probably not dead. there are people here who've been to other not-home places before, where they similarly suddenly appeared. i don't think anybody has an explanation, but it happens. sorry that it happened to you.

in any case, i'm definitely not married. and pidge hasn't gone anywhere for a while. and i don't shiro's got a dye job.

knock on wood.

[lanceylance]

well THAT'S good to know, because i was starting to feel like i'd lost my best friend to a dude with a mullet. how lame is that?

[hunksmash]

pretty lame? but i don't think you really have anything to worry about here.

disclaimer that we've hooked up tho. in case you want that up front.

if you don't want that up front, UHHHH.... DISREGARD?

[lanceylance]

wait, what was that last part? i didn't catch anything after the worrying thing. you were kinda breaking up a little.

[ In other words, he will happily disregard that. ]

[hunksmash]

eh, never mind. it's not important.

so, uh... you need anything? or what? what's up?

[lanceylance]

uh, yeah. i need to actually get to spend time with my best friend in the entire universe and every reality ever because do you have any idea how much i missed you? and don't tell me that oh, i'll have to pencil you in, because you do and i'm ripping up your planner.

[hunksmash]

i don't have a planner.
but, like. i don't really need one, so...

whenever you're free, man. now or later?

[lanceylance]

[ Hunk, you've just made his day. He could kiss you right now... if it wouldn't be weird, which, it probably would be. Also, it's hard to do that through a network. ]

now works? or later is good, too.

[hunksmash]

now's good. hang on.

[ and heeere's his address, handily clickable to link up with the device's map app. ]

[lanceylance]

sweet!

[ Let his brain catch up here though, because there's something else that's a little weird that he wants to address. Or at least it's weird because it's not something he's ever experienced before. ]

waaaaaaait... you green checkmarked me! why'd you do that? i mean, you know what that means, right? the checkmarky thing?

[ Oh, he is confused. ]

[hunksmash]

i thought you had to green checkmark someone in order to talk to em. like... everybody green checkmarks, then you link up.

the x is just like. telling randos to fuck off, right?

[lanceylance]

eh maybe it's just this place then. usually it means 'hey, you're hot, i like you, let's hook up'.

[ Or maybe he's just messing with him. ]

[hunksmash]

oh, no, you're right. that's usually what it is. this is just a matter of opportunity.

do you not wanna talk to me unless we're hooking up? 'cause that hurts.

[lanceylance]

are you saying i'm not worth hooking up with? 'cause dude. that? ouch. just... ouch.

[hunksmash]

i dunno. how many team members do you bag before it starts to get way too weird?

[lanceylance]

don't know. can't say i've ever bagged any.

[hunksmash]

well don't push your luck i guess. two seems fine so far, but who knows. maybe three breaks the whole system down.

[lanceylance]

if breaking the system down could possibly send us home, then i am testing this.

[hunksmash]

if only.
i mean more like the voltron system. i think the more business you get done here, the more the planet's gonna wanna keep you.

which isn't like. a real thing. i'm sure plenty of busy people go home.

[lanceylance]

... i could test that one, too.

dude, i thought you liked science.

[hunksmash]

i feel like this doesn't have a steady hypothesis. and then the data's gonna be pretty limited.

you under the moon rn? which one are you?

[lanceylance]

screw the hypothesis. you miss 100% of the shots you don't take anyway.

if by 'under the moon' you mean looking like some kinda wannabe furry, then no. i guess i'm whatever makes you into some kinda dogpersonthing. why? is that what you are?

[hunksmash]

nah. i get all tabby-stripe-y. cordis.

i think dogs are sanguis.
kinda fight-y.