cadeuces: (a wolf、a wolf and I)
ᴅʀ. ᴀɴɢᴇʟᴀ ❝ᴍᴇʀᴄʏ❞ ᴢɪᴇɢʟᴇʀ ([personal profile] cadeuces) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-05-13 08:30 am
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fifth ☕✨ tinder / moonlacing mingle!

( Ping! Your profile needs updating, there's hot singles in your area, it's a swipe frenzy— you all know the push updates with dating apps, right? Maybe you need to brush up your Chroma to buy a place in Amegahara and it just sounds like it's worth a shot, or someone gets ahold of your device and "helps" you along. Upload some new selfies with that new Moonblessing of yours, drop in an About Me, and get to swiping!

And Please— someone please come up with a better name than Prismates because the moons alone make sure we're more than just mammals and no one's obligated to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. We all know the drill by now, don't we? Swipe right or left, yes or no, mark yourself down to moonlace and flirt or just rile a friend up with a big red X— try to include an opening message! Happy Hump Day? )


He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, 26 (Iris)

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fuckinghysterical: (Half smile)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2020-05-17 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mayo in the dog food section??? Either she's really behind on the advancement of mayonnaise (which she seriously considers a possibility) or this guy was really trying to mess with her. She puts more stock on the latter, but does still remind herself to try searching "dog food" and "mayonnaise" later on, just in case.

But for now, fuck it, further down the rabbit hole she goes.]


your tastes are pretty peculiar, aren't they? well, i think i'd be willing to accommodate a handsome man like you.

[Though she liked text for the relatively easy mask on her emotions, she was still glad that she learned about the existence of emoticons not too much before messaging him.]

he managed to beat someone like you? 😯 how so???
Edited 2020-05-17 15:39 (UTC)
firstsaderesponder: (😏 would you like to know about sadism?)

[personal profile] firstsaderesponder 2020-05-18 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
["Dog food" is just how Sougo personally refers to mayonnaise to piss Hijikata off, but...the mayonnaise Hijikata is used to is different in Prismatica. Apparently, local convenience stores are selling MoyoNice Dog Food similar to kewpie mayonnaise.]

Yes...it's really embarrassing, but I want to find someone who would love to do nasty things with mayonnaise with me. I may be handsome but I can't get it up otherwise. :(

I'm actually very weak. He challenged me to a duel for my position. Not even one second in and he defeated me. He's too good.


[Huh, it's pretty obvious who this is, isn't it?]
fuckinghysterical: (are you serious)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2020-05-18 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[This subordinate is... well, they're something, to say the least. But the lengths she'll go, just to try to find out more information...]

that certainly is a little out there, but if that's what it'll take, then i guess that's no trouble for me. we'll just have to try to figure out a good time to try it, i suppose. :)

[LB wants to know your location.]

but wow, your subordinate sure does sound pretty strong! which one managed to do it? surely someone like you must have so many subordinates...

[Maybe this won't work, but it's worth a shot, at least.]
firstsaderesponder: (😏 would you like to know about sadism?)

[personal profile] firstsaderesponder 2020-05-20 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Really? You'd do that for me? I really appreciate it. I'll also do whatever you want...I'm just thankful to be getting any at all. My address is here...

[And Sougo puts down the address of Hijikata's apartment. Yes, he knows that.]

Wait, did you want to know my subordinate? Do you want him instead? :(

[He's still not aware of what LB's doing, but perhaps if she keeps prodding, he'll give himself away eventually.]
fuckinghysterical: (Uh-huh...I'm sure...)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2020-05-20 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm... she lived in the Level 2 apartments herself and knew that Hijikata lived around there too, at the very least. So she considers that he might have just given her his address and not his own. Which was what she was suspecting anyway, but she might keep an eye out on the given location anyway.]

i still want you, but i just want to know the name of the man who managed to best you. it seems like someone that powerful just deserves respect.
firstsaderesponder: (👀 i see ur ass yamazaki)

[personal profile] firstsaderesponder 2020-05-23 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
His name's Sougo. Although I guess I should call him Vice-Commander now...

[Sougo's dumb, but he's not that dumb to give his own address. Besides, LB now has Hijikata's address! Sougo is at least correct in that most of the time, he would be able to beat Hijikata in a sword fight. It just won't be enough to make him Vice-Commander, as much as he wants it.]
fuckinghysterical: (Is that right?)

[personal profile] fuckinghysterical 2020-05-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
my, my, he must be so strong. maybe someday i'll get to meet him too, huh? this sougo guy.

[Well, that gives her enough tools to dig around, at least. Not that she's going to be taking any serious action any time too soon, but she's keeping her eye on the situation nevertheless.]

but i suppose the only thing that will mend your heart is if i go get that mayo. so i better be off, then.
firstsaderesponder: (😏 would you like to know about sadism?)

[personal profile] firstsaderesponder 2020-05-28 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. I'll have to report to him now so it'll have to happen I guess. But yes! Please get the mayo. The only thing for my heart....and my dick.

[Of course, he's none the wiser about the ulterior motives behind the texts. However, if there's anyone who wants a fight with him, he's always ready.]