video | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

[Lunatia's resident centaur lady is back on screen, starting out her post with her customary bow and smile.]

Hello, everyone! It's been a while since my last "post", I feel like there's probably so many new people here now...

My name is Konoha... If you don't know me yet, I'm a jinba... Or a "centaur" if you want! ... I'm from Tateyama in Japan, but lots of people say I'm from the past or that jinba don't exist, so I guess that's not very helpful? Anyway-

[She twirls the camera around, giving a panoramic view of the bucolic Tsurugi Farmstead and a large palomino centaur working in one of the fields before coming back to her face after she accidentally focuses on her front hooves.]


My husband and I run Tsurugi Farmstead in the Greatmoon Groves, and we're hoping to hire a few more extra hands to help out during harvests and planting! Which, um... Happens way more than I'm used to in my world, so...

[No one point out why that might be...]

You don't have to have experience farming, but you do need to be willing to work hard. It's not easy to work the earth, you know! It wouldn't be an every day sort of job, just a few days here and there throughout the month, but we pay in chroma money at the end of each day. And on days you work, you can take home a small basket of the harvest for yourself, and I'll provide lunch for free!

I guess I should use this chance to say that we also deliver, if you're looking for fresh vegetables and rice for yourself or your own business! Or you can find us on weekends at the green market... Wait, I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh!

[As if remembering, she pulls out a piece of paper from the bear pelt tied around her "waist", checking it with a squint. Right-]

Also, my neighbors said I should mention that everything we grow here is... "organic". Apparently that's popular!

Thank you for your time, everyone! If you want to sign up for work or you have any questions, I'll answer you here, okay? And if you know where I can find a priest or priestess to bless the rice fields before planting, let me know, please!

Comments

[fashionicon]

Not to worry.

I will have that husband of you serve me tea. You don't have to do anything.

[ That's how he views how things should go. Konoha can just be taken care of and doted upon by them, and her husband can do everything else. Hmph. ]

Very well. I'll do what you can find for me to do. [ The words are a little sharper spoken, like he doesn't really want to say them. It's because he would rather just end it with 'very well' and have it be understood that he's willing to defer to her, but he understands that sometimes things need to be said. ]

[lumberlady]

Eh? You want Gonta to do it?

[The husband serving tea... It feels weird! Or- Did he... just want an excuse to... bond? Maybe? No???]

[fashionicon]

Yes, I do.

He can do that, can't he?

[lumberlady]

He can, but...

You’re not going to threaten to kill him again, are you?

[whether she knows about the recent incident or not, SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE FIRST ONE.]

[fashionicon]

[ ................... ]

I might.

[lumberlady]

Lord Sesshomaru...

Thin about the position you’re putting him in!

1/3

[fashionicon]

Very well.

[fashionicon]

[fashionicon]

He'll survive it.

[lumberlady]

[........ Lord Sesshomaru!!!]

Gonta tries really hard to talk and be polite to the people I like, but I’m not going to be mad at him if he loses his temper with you over that kind of stuff! Okay?

[fashionicon]

[ HMPH. ]

Are you saying that I am in the wrong?

[lumberlady]

I’m saying that anyone could be offended if you threaten them like that... and even if that’s just how you talk, I’m not going to defend it.

[So... yes! But also no!]

[fashionicon]

[ Hm.

Why is this upsetting to him? ]

Fine. You don't need to defend me.

[ She might get the impression that he's tipping his chin up. ]

[lumberlady]

I know you don’t.

[But.]

But just so you know... If you did hurt him, my spirit would haunt you forever!

[fashionicon]

[ LISTEN HERE, LITTLE LADY!! ]

You dare curse me?

[lumberlady]

[no u listen, dad!!!]

I would. If I had to.

[fashionicon]

We already agreed I would kill him if he makes you sad.

[ LIKE WASN'T THIS AGREED UPON? THIS WAS AGREED UPON? AND IT'S FAIR???? ]

[lumberlady]

[Wat.]

Y- you can’t just agree on something like that without me! And even if you did... then you don’t need to say it again!

Every husband makes their wife sad or worried some times, that’s not fair!

1/3

[fashionicon]

[ ....................... ]

[fashionicon]

[ hold on!!!!!! ]

[fashionicon]

......................... has he made you sad?

[lumberlady]

We’re going to live a whole life together, of course I’m going to feel sad sometimes!

What matters is if he made me sad on purpose, and Gonta would never do that.

[fashionicon]

[ Hmph!!!!! ]

His job should be to make you happy so that you do not ever experience sorrow.

[lumberlady]

A husband’s can’t make you never sad... everyone experiences sorrow.

Their job is to make sure you don’t stay sad.

[fashionicon]

[ Huff. ]

That is talk of someone who is accepting less than perfect. [ Another huff. ]

Your worries and fears should not ever be felt. The troubles in your heart should not be felt because the person next to you is strong enough to banish all of them.

There should not even be a shadow present.