audio | un: steinbeck

[graftage]

Hey, guess things have gotten a little greener around here, huh?

[Someone sure sounds chipper - though, in Steinbeck's opinion, why wouldn't he be? All this triple moon stuff is up his alley, seriously. He continues, with that slight characteristic twang as he speaks.]

Anyways, if anyone needs errands done because they don't want to step outside 'cause of the flower problem, I'll be your guy. Groceries, delivering mail, you name it, I'll do it for you. I won't do it for much, either - maybe just a good handshake or two is totally fine.

[And a huff.]

And... also, if anyone needs a helping hand with their plants, I'm down for that too. Not to say much about myself, but...well, I deal with something like the plant thing on a pretty regular basis. Hell, I'll even trim it if it's getting in your way, I have the tools. Just give me a holler, okay? I'm here to help out.

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un: tigerpoet

[tigerpoet]

That's very kind of you to offer, even if I think I'll be alright.

Have you been affected?

[graftage]

You just let me know if you change your mind!

And yeah. But this is real tame compared to what I go through with my ability. Flowers are a nice touch, though.

[tigerpoet]

Well, I do have some roses that could go to a good home... I'm not much of a gardener myself.

[graftage]

Guess I'll be the gardener out of the two of us. And roses, huh? That's real romantic. Want me to cut them off to make you a bouquet?

[tigerpoet]

If I grow them for you, I think you should get to keep them.

[Flirting on public posts.]

[graftage]

[absolutely, they have no shame]

Now you just want me to grow some roses myself. I can't be the only one getting flowers out of this.

[tigerpoet]

I like spoiling you, but I won't say no to flowers if they're from you.

[gay]

[graftage]

Then it's settled. I'll make a bouquet for you right away. My treat.

[tigerpoet]

As long as you accept my flowers in return ♥

[graftage]

If they're coming from you, of course I will. How could I say no to that?

[tigerpoet]

You're too kind, you'll make me blush.

[graftage]

Haha. I wouldn't mind that.

[And a huff.]

You really doing okay, though? Is the other guy taking it well?

[tigerpoet]

He gets grumpy when hacking up a flower interrupts his spars, but other than that he's fine.

[graftage]

He's hacking up flowers? You guys aren't hurt, are you?

[tigerpoet]

We're fine, I promise. It's just an occasional thing. Usually they show up much less obtrusively than that.

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[sweetsleuth]

Trimming it off isn't going to hurt, is it?

[Says the guy who clearly has a big ol' sunflower growing out of the top of his head.]

[But why is it dancing? And did he put tiny sunglasses on it?? Don't question it.]

[graftage]

Hmmm. Depends. If it's anything like mine, it might hurt a bit.

[He's...staring at that sunflower, don't mind him.]

Are you sure you want to trim your new friend, though?

[graftage]

...What kind of flowers are you hacking up?

[tigerpoet]

During spars he usually gets hydrangeas. In conversation, I've gotten roses, carnations, a couple others...

[graftage]

[Huh...]

Yikes, hydrangeas are pretty large flowers, though. Are you sure it isn't hurting you two?

[tigerpoet]

I think he'd say something like 'do you think I'd be defeated by mere flowers'? Or something like that.

[sweetsleuth]

Oh, this guy's not the problem!

[He shifts, bringing his tail into view-- and it seems to be covered in thorns?? Danger tail. At least there's a pretty flower growing on the end of it?]

I can't sit anywhere without poking myself and it's awful.

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[boobytraps]

Do cacti count as plants?

( She's having a rather prickly problem here... )

[graftage]

They sure do to me. Need me to take some needles off of ya?

[graftage]

Oh. Yikes. That looks a bit painful. Cute, though.

[He'll call it like it is.]

I can pull off the thorns for you.

[graftage]

[He can't help but laugh at that.]

I guess he wouldn't be, but I just hope that it isn't causing you guys too much harm. Don't sit on it if it is, okay?

[tigerpoet]

I promise I won't. Thank you for always looking out for me, John.

[sweetsleuth]

I guess it is kind of cute. I match my pet cactuses now. But I think I'd rather be able to lean back without stabbing myself.

[That said, he will totally pan the camera to a little collection of cacti lining his bedroom window... er. One is dick shaped?? And wearing a little sombrero. Why is he like this.]

[boobytraps]

I would say out of me, but sure.

sorry for the late, ignore if you want!

[graftage]

...

Uh, Ranpo. Why is one of your cacti shaped like that.

sorry for the late, ignore if you want!

[graftage]

I'll pull your needles out for you, no problem. Though I can't say it won't hurt. I'll try to see if I can get some numbing cream for you, though.

kyaa

[sweetsleuth]

Hmm? Oh, those are The Three Amigos!

[He says this like it's an explanation when it's clearly not??]

[graftage]

...

One of your "Three Amigos" is shaped like a dick.

[sweetsleuth]

Obviously! That's why they're The Three Amigos!

But you know, as annoying as my tail is right now-- it could have been worse.

[No one wants cactus dick??]

all good!

[boobytraps]

That's alright. I don't mind pain.

[graftage]

That explains NOTHING about why one is shaped like a dick, Ranpo.

And...wait. Worse how?

[graftage]

Oh, same here! Then I guess it'll work out perfectly.

Any particular place you want to do it at?

[sweetsleuth]

[...]

[Just gonna shift the camera, taking his little potted cactus dick and posing with it in a Place.]

[Actual cactus dick.]

[boobytraps]

How about the Crystal Beach in twenty?