audio | un: steinbeck

[graftage]

Hey, guess things have gotten a little greener around here, huh?

[Someone sure sounds chipper - though, in Steinbeck's opinion, why wouldn't he be? All this triple moon stuff is up his alley, seriously. He continues, with that slight characteristic twang as he speaks.]

Anyways, if anyone needs errands done because they don't want to step outside 'cause of the flower problem, I'll be your guy. Groceries, delivering mail, you name it, I'll do it for you. I won't do it for much, either - maybe just a good handshake or two is totally fine.

[And a huff.]

And... also, if anyone needs a helping hand with their plants, I'm down for that too. Not to say much about myself, but...well, I deal with something like the plant thing on a pretty regular basis. Hell, I'll even trim it if it's getting in your way, I have the tools. Just give me a holler, okay? I'm here to help out.

Comments

un: tigerpoet

[tigerpoet]

That's very kind of you to offer, even if I think I'll be alright.

Have you been affected?

Video | un: super_deduction

[sweetsleuth]

Trimming it off isn't going to hurt, is it?

[Says the guy who clearly has a big ol' sunflower growing out of the top of his head.]

[But why is it dancing? And did he put tiny sunglasses on it?? Don't question it.]

voice; un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

Do cacti count as plants?

( She's having a rather prickly problem here... )