[Text- Un; Catpurrcino] - Dated to the 'Sticky' Honey Incident

[chainlinks]

[There is a single picture attached with what looks like the back of a restaurant - there's a bunch of chairs and tables that aren't being used currently. But more importantly, and front and center of the picture a giant barrel of lube.]

Hello everyone. We had a feeling that supply and demand would go crazy due to the sticky honey issue, so as a safety precaution, we ended up buying a barrel's worth of the specific lube needed.

[Reasonable purchases when you're 19. Also when you're stuck to someone and you walk into a store going 'please allow me to purchase a barrel of your finest lube to see how they'd react. Yosuke did offer to pay part of it which is partly why Ren isn't throwing his name in the conversation. Yet.]

I can give you the coordinates if you need it, since we're giving it away, or if you want to toss a little handshake or hug this way, we can even deliver it to you in person (or I can anyway). Of course, if you don't need it specifically for the honey, that's fine. Despite being a healthy boy, there's no way I can use that much by myself. I don't think he can either.

On that note, it looks to be working btw even if its a little slow, but the other(s) stuck to you may like it more if you don't make slippery puns the entire time you do it. Also please shower responsibly. Maybe together or not depending on how much you are friendly with this person.

We are both available for video demonstration if you require proof. While most of it is clear now, we have leftover honey for this and can stick to each other back again. Note: my 'partner' is not legally my 'partner' and is someone else's 'partner' and will get angry if I call him 'partner'. And while two guys one barrel of lube could make us famous, I do think of him as a friend not to embarrass him that way.

[At least he's honest. Probably.]

From the top of my head, I can think of a few alternate things to use it for (I did not confirm this with my friend, Mr.'Y are you doing this Ren');

- Removing honey from gigantic nightmare bees
- Fixing creaky doors
- Massage Oil
- Emergency hair and or fur cosmetics
- Shaving Gel
- Deterrent to stop others from touching your weapons (unless you forget too)
- Putting it on the back of a carpet and seeing how far you can slide
- Covering yourself with it so you can't be caught and be known as the slippery bandit
- Pranks
- I guess what it's usually intended for

Yes, it's free, no I won't judge if you show up with a 2L bottle or ask me for a 2L bottle.

I am also open to other, alternate uses.

We are looking forward to lubing with you.

[Now he's just trolling. Also Yosuke's face. the entire time. Note: That the replies may come from both Ren and/or Yosuke.]

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[wildlinks]

[He stares at the post for a long, long time. Going like a fish of opening his mouth to ask but then clamping lips shut in a tight line. Rinse and repeat.

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That's a lot of lube.

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[chainlinks]

The fun part was bringing it back to the coffee shop.

[wildlinks]

Well you didn't drop it so that's a plus :)

[Someone works out~]

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[wantsnudes]

I sa-lube your efforts in coming to the assistance of others in their hour of need, Ren.

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[chainlinks]

Yusuke!

You made a pun.

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[chainlinks]

I'm pun-atively happy right now.

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[wantsnudes]

I hope you were provided with a barrel of laughs!

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[dashhole]

Have I mentioned this place is bullshit lately? Cause this place is bullshit.

Giant fucking bees.

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[chainlinks]

I've been here since we started to show up in this world, and it's a constant wonder what will happen next.

As hive would have it, bees are the newest situation.

I try to adapt with each unbeelievable situation.

[dashhole]

Was that a pun.

Was that a bee pun? Was that TWO BEE PUNS?

[Apparently we're gonna put the whole conversation on hold for this outburst.]

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[foolishjustice]

I've already bought some, but this isn't a bad thought. It's already starting to sell out at non-specialty stores.

Too bad it couldn't have been a brand that's already popular, isn't it?

[chainlinks]

[Well, well, well if it isn't the detective prince.]

I want to know who found out that this is what worked best, honestly.

Now that's the type of mystery worthy of a detective, don't you think?

Who goes around with a specific lube and then walks near gigantic honeycombs?

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[im_gonna_heal_u]

If I didn't already sell it at my store I would have bought some myself.

BTW those are top notch suggestions, have you considered throwing a belly-sliding contest?

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[chainlinks]

I mean why not purchase multiple barrels in that case unless you already do?

I have not! Hey 'not legally partner' do you want to do a belly-sliding contest, I probably have a tarp we can throw on the grass.

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[sal_u_tations]

Goodness, that's a lot. Before coming here I had never even heard of it. Though I have been told that it can be used in lieu of oil to lubricate machine parts that need it.

[chainlinks]

[He's not...going to ask how it happens in their world because that's too much TMI even for Ren.]

Yeah. There's even machine lube that's made for it specifically usually, this is more like food grade.

Note: Not for making food.

If I do have too much I might just do that.

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[topgun_textiles]

If you're giving it away...










I'll take some.

I kind of want to ask how the hell much you paid for that, and why the store had barrels of the stuff in the first place. Dragon-sized moonblessed???

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[dj_jiraiya]

we shared the cost. do u really wanna know why they have a giant barrel of the stuff? because i dont. im just glad they had any at all, but it was Rens idea to get the whole giant thing.

[and now he's stuck in here in pun-hell. help him, kanji]

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[chainlinks]

See that's part of the mystery. Was it just for 'typical' lube-based activities?

Maybe it's meant to be a group purchase, just not by just two individuals.

[And he can let Kanji imagine what Ren is implying by a lube group purchase.]

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[skulleon]

Dude!
You had all this and you weren't gonna tell me?!

[ it would've come in handy a few days ago! but no one needs to know about that... ]

[chainlinks]

We got the lube today actually....I got stuck with Yosuke trying to investigate them.

Don't worry Ryuji I was definitely going to tell you about the lube especially if we need to use it to slide down a roof ;).

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[coralroot]

I'm gonna find whoever has this weird sticky honey kink and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

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[chainlinks]

Are we going to go punch the bees for this?

[He would be a-okay punching bees.]

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[reliedonyou]

You know... about 8 hours ago I'd have been more concerned about the amount of lube you have there.

After having to... unstick myself... from a new friend earlier, I'm suddenly a lot less bothered.

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[chainlinks]

Do you have enough for later, or should I stash an emergency dose for you?