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prismatica2020-05-24 04:21 am
chainlinks) wrote in prismatica2020-05-24 04:21 am
[Text- Un; Catpurrcino] - Dated to the 'Sticky' Honey Incident
[There is a single picture attached with what looks like the back of a restaurant - there's a bunch of chairs and tables that aren't being used currently. But more importantly, and front and center of the picture a giant barrel of lube.]
Hello everyone. We had a feeling that supply and demand would go crazy due to the sticky honey issue, so as a safety precaution, we ended up buying a barrel's worth of the specific lube needed.
[Reasonable purchases when you're 19. Also when you're stuck to someone and you walk into a store going 'please allow me to purchase a barrel of your finest lube to see how they'd react. Yosuke did offer to pay part of it which is partly why Ren isn't throwing his name in the conversation. Yet.]
I can give you the coordinates if you need it, since we're giving it away, or if you want to toss a little handshake or hug this way, we can even deliver it to you in person (or I can anyway). Of course, if you don't need it specifically for the honey, that's fine. Despite being a healthy boy, there's no way I can use that much by myself. I don't think he can either.
On that note, it looks to be working btw even if its a little slow, but the other(s) stuck to you may like it more if you don't make slippery puns the entire time you do it. Also please shower responsibly. Maybe together or not depending on how much you are friendly with this person.
We are both available for video demonstration if you require proof. While most of it is clear now, we have leftover honey for this and can stick to each other back again. Note: my 'partner' is not legally my 'partner' and is someone else's 'partner' and will get angry if I call him 'partner'. And while two guys one barrel of lube could make us famous, I do think of him as a friend not to embarrass him that way.
[At least he's honest. Probably.]
From the top of my head, I can think of a few alternate things to use it for (I did not confirm this with my friend, Mr.'Y are you doing this Ren');
- Removing honey from gigantic nightmare bees
- Fixing creaky doors
- Massage Oil
- Emergency hair and or fur cosmetics
- Shaving Gel
- Deterrent to stop others from touching your weapons (unless you forget too)
- Putting it on the back of a carpet and seeing how far you can slide
- Covering yourself with it so you can't be caught and be known as the slippery bandit
- Pranks
- I guess what it's usually intended for
Yes, it's free, no I won't judge if you show up with a 2L bottle or ask me for a 2L bottle.
I am also open to other, alternate uses.
We are looking forward to lubing with you.
[Now he's just trolling. Also Yosuke's face. the entire time. Note: That the replies may come from both Ren and/or Yosuke.]
Hello everyone. We had a feeling that supply and demand would go crazy due to the sticky honey issue, so as a safety precaution, we ended up buying a barrel's worth of the specific lube needed.
[Reasonable purchases when you're 19. Also when you're stuck to someone and you walk into a store going 'please allow me to purchase a barrel of your finest lube to see how they'd react. Yosuke did offer to pay part of it which is partly why Ren isn't throwing his name in the conversation. Yet.]
I can give you the coordinates if you need it, since we're giving it away, or if you want to toss a little handshake or hug this way, we can even deliver it to you in person (or I can anyway). Of course, if you don't need it specifically for the honey, that's fine. Despite being a healthy boy, there's no way I can use that much by myself. I don't think he can either.
On that note, it looks to be working btw even if its a little slow, but the other(s) stuck to you may like it more if you don't make slippery puns the entire time you do it. Also please shower responsibly. Maybe together or not depending on how much you are friendly with this person.
We are both available for video demonstration if you require proof. While most of it is clear now, we have leftover honey for this and can stick to each other back again. Note: my 'partner' is not legally my 'partner' and is someone else's 'partner' and will get angry if I call him 'partner'. And while two guys one barrel of lube could make us famous, I do think of him as a friend not to embarrass him that way.
[At least he's honest. Probably.]
From the top of my head, I can think of a few alternate things to use it for (I did not confirm this with my friend, Mr.'Y are you doing this Ren');
- Removing honey from gigantic nightmare bees
- Fixing creaky doors
- Massage Oil
- Emergency hair and or fur cosmetics
- Shaving Gel
- Deterrent to stop others from touching your weapons (unless you forget too)
- Putting it on the back of a carpet and seeing how far you can slide
- Covering yourself with it so you can't be caught and be known as the slippery bandit
- Pranks
- I guess what it's usually intended for
Yes, it's free, no I won't judge if you show up with a 2L bottle or ask me for a 2L bottle.
I am also open to other, alternate uses.
We are looking forward to lubing with you.
[Now he's just trolling. Also Yosuke's face. the entire time. Note: That the replies may come from both Ren and/or Yosuke.]
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You made a pun.
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No it was a pun for pulling...
But thank you very much, Yusuke.
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Don't worry Yusuke. This is another situation of Vegetable syndrome if you catch my drift. Only with less fighting.
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i dont even wanna know what u mean by vegetable syndrome...
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