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[impiety]

Is it always like this?

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[foeyay]

[Boooooooooo.]

how dull.

1/3

[impiety]

I'm sorry.

[impiety]

[ Sorry that I don't please a violence-loving idiot. ]

[impiety]

It just was never something I needed in my world.

[foeyay]

[As you should be!!1!]

then you might want to look into it while you're here. if you value your free will anyway.

[impiety]

What do you mean by that?

[foeyay]

this planet's aggressors don't discriminate the way I do. they fight dirty while targeting the weak and the strong alike. they'll even mess with your mind.

it's fascinating.

[impiety]

Is that so?

I'm not sure if I would call it fascinating. But why do you think it is?

[foeyay]

what makes it fascinating are all the different ways everyone reacts!

[If Kamui knew what a popcorn gif was, there would be one here.]

[impiety]

You sound like quite the troublemaker.

[foeyay]

i'm a pirate after all. if i'm not making trouble, then i must be slacking off.

[impiety]

A pirate? Like yo-ho-ho?

[foeyay]

yo ho hum maybe. i'm not much of a drinker.

i can destroy a fleet of ships no problem though!

[impiety]

Of course.

That so? How can you do that?

[foeyay]

with my fists!

[For real though. Not just wooden ships either. Space ships.]

[impiety]

Could you show me sometime?

I'm not much of a fighter, but I wouldn't mind watching your skill.

[foeyay]

find me someone good to fight with, and i'll show you anything you'd like. :)

[impiety]

Someone strong, hm?

I'll see what I can do.

[foeyay]

only the strongest! i'll make it worth your while.

[impiety]

Beyond a show, what else will you give me?

[foeyay]

you didn't ask for anything else. too bad for you!

if you get too greedy, you'll end up with nothing, you know.

[impiety]

Well, I'm asking now.

Why is it already too late to ask?

[foeyay]

why should i waste my time providing for some weakling when i've got both hands full just trying to satisfy my own appetite?

[Both literally and figuratively. Kamui's got quite the appetite for battle, sure, but he also has an insatiable appetite for good, ol' fashioned food. The perils of being a Yato with an insane metabolism are that there is not enough chroma in the galaxy to keep him full.]

[impiety]

I might be able to give you something fun in return.

[foeyay]

you already said you're no good in a fight. there's absolutely nothing fun about you!