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[teaserving]

been sitting on this awhile

i know i told a handful of you but i also admit i don't know all of his friends
anyway
mohammed avdol isn't here anymore

i dont want your pity just so we're clear
that's it

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[teaserving]

it's chow mein and it's not fucking spaghetti
what the fuck

i dont care fine get me an egg roll??

[grilletto]

okay egg rolls are on the list
gonna get some ravioli looking things the potstickies
ers
potstickers

oooohhh you know what else would be good
almond cookies
i’ll be back soon
just sit tight

[teaserving]

you're killing me
i bet you cant even use chopsticks
you uncultured idiot

hell yes to almond cookies though

[grilletto]

hey i can use them
probably not right but that’s what a fork is for
i’m gonna take that as a challenge

but i am gonna get you like
20 fucking almond cookies

[teaserving]

im prepared to see you fuck around with chopsticks

hell yes
those things are so damned good

[grilletto]

okay but if someone loses an eye
i’m gonna tell them it’s your fault

[teaserving]

as long as it isnt my eye whatever

[grilletto]

yeah but what if it’s my eye??

[teaserving]

then that's your problem i guess

[grilletto]

yeah mine and everybody else’s
think about how much that could fuck up my aim

[teaserving]

can't the pistols just do it for you