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[onehole]

What is your favorite number?

There are wrong answers.

Comments

[casaposa]

And how did you decide that?

[onehole]

Looking at 20, it's a rather dull number to look at on its own. A person gets the feeling while they're staring at it that they wish that it was 21, or maybe even 23.

It has people potentially thinking lewd things about it without wanting or being lewd itself. Terribly basic behavior.

[casaposa]

[That is the last thing he expected to read today. This is either a really elaborate joke or just. Something else. ]

Lewd??? Don't be a fool. Numbers don't hold that much meaning.

[onehole]

'Course they do.

[casaposa]

No they don't.

You can't possibly believe such nonsense.

[onehole]

But I do believe it.

[casaposa]

[What an odd person. He can't tell if they're just messing around or not.]

How absurd.

So what does 333 mean?

[onehole]

I can be, yes.

It's my username.

[casaposa]

[What a cheeky bastard.]

Enjoy your bizarre game then. I'll leave you to it.

[onehole]

You're leaving so soon?

[casaposa]

Yes.
There are plenty of others who can make up numbers and pretend it's their favorite. You don't need me for that.

[onehole]

Aw, but I thought that we could be friends.

[casaposa]

[This newfangled texting!!! He can't tell if they're being serious or not.]

Are you still trying to play me for a fool?

[onehole]

NOPE.

[casaposa]

Well then I hate to burst your bubble, but I don't think we have any reason to be friends.

[RUDE]

[onehole]

EH WHY

[casaposa]

Why would we? We don't know each other.
You should be more cautious.

[onehole]

:c
I'm Fukuda. And you are?

EH? More cautious? What's that?

[casaposa]

[This person!!! How's he supposed to deal with this?? He just keeps trying!! Caesar's tempted to stop responding, but-]

I'm Caesar.

What is that? The :c? Is that another one of your games?

[onehole]

Hi, Caesar.

And it's a sad face! See : are the eyes and the mouth is the c.

[casaposa]

[Local grandpa gets angry about emotes ten hours unskippable.

He makes a bunch of ' :c :c :c :p :j :) ' on his keypad, tilts his phone to see the experimental faces and-

Abruptly deletes them all.]

You can just say you're sad. You don't have to use strange symbols to get that across Fukuda.