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[onehole]

What is your favorite number?

There are wrong answers.

Comments

[saezuru]

[ someday............ ]

Wow. That's intense.
Good thing I'm not from your world.

[ Sorry, buddy, he's just saying it like it is. ]

[onehole]

[ he feels doumeki. ]

RIGHT?
That's way too intense for me!!
Anyway, he was captured few years ago.

But yeah, way too intense.

[saezuru]

[ Then again Doumeki is a yakuza who cut off his own finger without the proper precautions so like. Can he really judge?? ]

That's good.
It sounds like your world is more dangerous than mine.

[ Hello??? You are a yakuza?? Your boss got shot?? ]

[onehole]

Mm.
Yeah, I guess so.

[ He actually had to think about this??? Is it dangerous?? There've been 7 serial killers in like 3 years.... yeah, that's a lot bit....?? ]

[saezuru]

[ 7.... the cursed number. ]

Do you like it better here?

[ Is that what people talk about on the network? Sure. ]

[onehole]

[ VERY CURSED. ]

I like it better.
I feel like I can be part of society now.

[saezuru]

That's good.
Why do you want to be part of society?

[ He too, as a yakuza and ex-con, was outside of society ]

[onehole]

Why wouldn't I want to be part of society?

[saezuru]

[ Hm, yeah, that turned right back around, didn't it. Too bad Doumeki is Stubborn. ]

I asked you first.

[onehole]

You did!

Well, I want to be part of society, because I wasn't able to be part of it before.

[saezuru]

That makes sense.

[ He won't ask why, but he will answer Fukuda's question, if awkwardly. ]

I never felt like I was a part of normal society.

[onehole]

Why didn't you feel part of it?

[saezuru]

I was in jail
It makes it hard to be "normal"

But before that I was always kind of detached
Normal people have always felt far away

[onehole]

Is it all right to ask what it was for?

Well, I like you, brother!

[saezuru]

Assault
I was in for 4 years

Thanks

[ He would deadpan like this irl too I'm sorry ]

[onehole]

[ Aw... he can't talk about being a serial killer now... ]

Wow.
Wait, can a bodyguard get thrown in jail for assault??

You're welcome, brother!

[saezuru]

[ Alas, he is not that exciting a criminal... ]

I wasn't a bodyguard back then
But you probably could?
Most people just don't press charges

[onehole]

Oh!
What a rebel you are!

[saezuru]

Not particularly
I just couldn't stop punching someone

[ He says that, but he clearly could have killed the guy if he'd really wanted to. ]

[onehole]

Scary, scary. :)

[saezuru]

It helps with the job, at least

[ This is the extent of his sense of humor, I'm sorry ]

[onehole]

[ it okay. that was fukuda's attempt at humor, too. ]

Well, the person deserved it!
So I know you aren't really a scary person, brother.

[saezuru]

He did :)

[ Is he doing that right? Yeah, totally. He actually doesn't mind the "brother" thing either, it feels just like home... finally he's the aniki... ]

Thanks
I'm only scary when I need to be

[onehole]

[ !!!!!!

Brother!!!!!! ]

I thought so!

I hope you never have to be scary with me, brother! :D

[saezuru]

I hope so too

As long as you don't try to hurt my boss we should be fine