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[juniorchampion]

[ Yuri is very used to social media, but the network here isn't quite like the social media back at home. That doesn't stop him from trying to use it in the same way.

He posts a picture of himself in a simple all-black outfit in front of the skating rink. ]

First day back at skating.

#iceskating #yuriplisetsky #goingtokeepwinning

[ Nailed it. ]

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[kingfuckboy]

as much as i'd love to right now

it's sanguis
i'm like
a significant portion of me is a dragon right now

we can in like 3-4 days tho

[juniorchampion]

That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard.

[ ... ]

Prove it.

[ Yuri doesn't just want to see a dragon. Not at all. ]

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[kingfuckboy]

[ The video flickers on and sure enough, Yuri is going to see JJ propping a camera on the kitchen counter. He's mostly only visible from the shoulders up to start, but don't worry - JJ's going to move so Yuri gets a full view. The most obvious thing is the scales creeping up from underneath t-shirt. They're red, black, and gold, and they are scattered on his face . On top of his head are two long, curved horns. When he opens his mouth to grin, there's fangs, as well.

And, as he steps back, the scales on his arms, the slight claws, and the tail. The tail is large, and there are wings folded next to his back.

JJ's... also much taller than Yuri would remember him. ]

I don't need excuses, Kitten.

[ And his voice, though it's the same, there's a certain thing about it that might be difficult to place - thanks to the new bonuses. ]

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[juniorchampion]

[ Yuri hates it. He hates it so much.

It looks awesome. JJ looks awesome, and Yuri hates that he thinks JJ looks awesome. Good thoughts and his annoying rival aren't supposed to exist within the same space. The scales are an awesome color, the horns look cool, and he even has fangs.

And he has wings! What if JJ can fly? He really is a dragon.

Yuri hates it.

He's not replying with a video. The sulk mixed with awe is too obvious.

Ugh, even his voice sounds better. ]

It looks stupid.

[ No, it doesn't. ]

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[kingfuckboy]

except it totally doesn't

i ripped a door off the hinges before with sanguis :))

i wonder what you're going to become
maybe something super cute like a kitten for real!! ♥

be sure to show me when you do

i guess i'll see you at the rink anyway

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[juniorchampion]

What does you breaking a door have to do with anything?
If I become a cat and you try anything, I'll scratch your face.

[ Not petting. ]

Why would I be at the rink if I turn into an animal? I can't skate.

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[kingfuckboy]

you won't be a big cat
you'll be a kitten
there's a difference

a kitten is small and cute :)

[ he's honestly asking fr it ]

sometimes you're like only part animal
like just ears and tail or something
you could still skate with a tail right??

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[juniorchampion]

I'm not waiting to turn into a tiger.
I'm going to mess your face up right now.
Where are you?

[ No, Yuri hasn't forgotten he's a huge dragon. He just has no concept of caring. Maybe it helps that, of all the things he finds JJ capable of, actually killing somebody isn't on the list. ]

[kingfuckboy]

are you sure about that, kitten???

i'm at home

wait do you know where i live??

[juniorchampion]

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Damn it. ]

Where do you live?

[kingfuckboy]

i live in the free apartments for now

are you sure you want to tho??

maybe you'll catch me holding hands with someone

or something else lewd

[juniorchampion]

YOU'RE A FUCKING DRAGON!
YOU CAN'T DO STUFF WITH HUMANS WHEN YOU'RE A DRAGON!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!!

[ Where's the brain bleach? He needs the brain bleach. ]

[kingfuckboy]

uhhhhhhhhh

yeah you're totally right kitten i absolutely cannot do things as a dragon

nope

that's totally weird

[ he's totally laughing on his end, not sorry ]