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[unhappy]

[ She's gone from angry to trying to keep busy, at least, and Mayuzumi can't be the only one in their household working anyway so this time Emerald's trying to post her resume. Except she doesn't really have one. ]

Who is hiring?

Here are the things I like in a job:
-Customers don't mind if I am snarky or insulting to them
-I'm lowkey annoyed a lot so I have to take Sanguis moon off or I'll kill someone, so a flexible schedule
-Active movement is a plus
-People will be quiet if I have a headache, or in general, but at least when I have a headache

Absolute no's:
-"The customer is always right" attitudes
-I'm not going to pretend to be peppy and cheerful all the time
-Yoga instructor (already tried working on my zen, it didn't take)
-Library (the last one I tried to work in was destroyed on my starting day, I don't think it's meant to be)
-Prostitution
-Volunteer work
-Criminal activity probably

I can do some home cooking (a lot of tofu dishes, spicy foods, and outdoor cooking) and I know how to grow a couple of herb plants but I'm not a professional chef. I can fight. I'm learning to drive. Most of my skills aren't really [ legal/ethical ] marketable so that's my whole resume.

Comments

[unhappy]

Best case scenario would be like, willful jumping with no memory loss. Like I would still want to visit here since my partner wants to stay here, but I want to go to Japan. So if you're taking requests...

[sheisthewind]

I can write it down. Maybe I should write up a network post to find out who wants to go where.

Is your boyfriend not going with you?

[Don't mind her, she has heard people use the term 'partner' mainly in terms of sexual/romantic relationships.]

[unhappy]

partner=/=boyfriend
partner as in fighting partner
definitely not boyfriend
i think mercury would vomit at the idea of being called anyone's boyfriend

[sheisthewind]

Ah. I've seen people call their lover their partner on the network. Human slang is confusing sometimes.

I know someone named Mercury here. If we're talking about the same one, yes, he probably would.

[unhappy]

yeah we use the same words for everything tbh

sarcastic jerk who won't shut up about his killer legs?

[sheisthewind]

That sounds like him. Extremely arrogant, but skilled enough that some of the confidence is justified?

[unhappy]

sounds about right.

[sheisthewind]

I take it you're the more responsible partner.

[unhappy]

[ probably not. ]

The more thoughtful one anyway.

[ ...That's true. She doesn't just do stuff because it's what she's always done or because she feels like it like Mercury does. ]