Emerald Sustrai (
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prismatica2020-06-10 05:01 am
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[ She's gone from angry to trying to keep busy, at least, and Mayuzumi can't be the only one in their household working anyway so this time Emerald's trying to post her resume. Except she doesn't really have one. ]
Who is hiring?
Here are the things I like in a job:
-Customers don't mind if I am snarky or insulting to them
-I'm lowkey annoyed a lot so I have to take Sanguis moon off or I'll kill someone, so a flexible schedule
-Active movement is a plus
-People will be quiet if I have a headache, or in general, but at least when I have a headache
Absolute no's:
-"The customer is always right" attitudes
-I'm not going to pretend to be peppy and cheerful all the time
-Yoga instructor (already tried working on my zen, it didn't take)
-Library (the last one I tried to work in was destroyed on my starting day, I don't think it's meant to be)
-Prostitution
-Volunteer work
-Criminal activity probably
I can do some home cooking (a lot of tofu dishes, spicy foods, and outdoor cooking) and I know how to grow a couple of herb plants but I'm not a professional chef. I can fight. I'm learning to drive. Most of my skills aren't really [ legal/ethical ] marketable so that's my whole resume.
Who is hiring?
Here are the things I like in a job:
-Customers don't mind if I am snarky or insulting to them
-I'm lowkey annoyed a lot so I have to take Sanguis moon off or I'll kill someone, so a flexible schedule
-Active movement is a plus
-People will be quiet if I have a headache, or in general, but at least when I have a headache
Absolute no's:
-"The customer is always right" attitudes
-I'm not going to pretend to be peppy and cheerful all the time
-Yoga instructor (already tried working on my zen, it didn't take)
-Library (the last one I tried to work in was destroyed on my starting day, I don't think it's meant to be)
-Prostitution
-Volunteer work
-Criminal activity probably
I can do some home cooking (a lot of tofu dishes, spicy foods, and outdoor cooking) and I know how to grow a couple of herb plants but I'm not a professional chef. I can fight. I'm learning to drive. Most of my skills aren't really [ legal/ethical ] marketable so that's my whole resume.

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He has those too.
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He's really into uhhh
"Tsundere" types I think is what it's called?
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[ Easy to remember because it's him, he's the thing. ]
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If someone thought I was being cute when I was angry I'd kick them and see how cute they thought it was then.
[ ...Emerald, your boyfriend is at least partial tsundere, what are you talking about?
Then again, she would definitely smack him on the arm for being mean with her. She likes it when he's mean to other people. ]
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[ He had no idea why people liked to tease him so much until he gained or noticed friends having this same tendency. It all makes sense now, strange as it is. ]
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[ Wowie. Well, in a friendship kind of way anyway. ]
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[ The savage truth. ]
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Provided they aren't flustered, at any rate.
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I can't promise I'll be nice though.
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He's young, but he's strong and intelligent.
[ Is he actually proud of that kid? Possibly. ]
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However, my time here has allowed me to observe his virtues for myself.
[ He could have just said yes... ]
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No wonder he gets all "tsundere" when you gush about him like that.
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I take care not to praise him overmuch when he's present. A little, however, is impossible to avoid.
[ He's discovered the joys of teasing fellow tsunderes, can't stop. ]
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It's possible.
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You definitely have to introduce me sometime.
[ She'll do it in front of him, too. ]
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[ Even if he and Ayer end up embarrassed as a consequence, Emerald is good people. Ayer would be fortunate to know her.
This, of course, he can't say to her... Tsunderes. ]
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Set up a date sometime then.
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