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[unhappy]

[ She's gone from angry to trying to keep busy, at least, and Mayuzumi can't be the only one in their household working anyway so this time Emerald's trying to post her resume. Except she doesn't really have one. ]

Who is hiring?

Here are the things I like in a job:
-Customers don't mind if I am snarky or insulting to them
-I'm lowkey annoyed a lot so I have to take Sanguis moon off or I'll kill someone, so a flexible schedule
-Active movement is a plus
-People will be quiet if I have a headache, or in general, but at least when I have a headache

Absolute no's:
-"The customer is always right" attitudes
-I'm not going to pretend to be peppy and cheerful all the time
-Yoga instructor (already tried working on my zen, it didn't take)
-Library (the last one I tried to work in was destroyed on my starting day, I don't think it's meant to be)
-Prostitution
-Volunteer work
-Criminal activity probably

I can do some home cooking (a lot of tofu dishes, spicy foods, and outdoor cooking) and I know how to grow a couple of herb plants but I'm not a professional chef. I can fight. I'm learning to drive. Most of my skills aren't really [ legal/ethical ] marketable so that's my whole resume.

Comments

[satanslash]

under? really? man i cant even imagine it my world has such an overpopulation problem it comes up in the news all the time
thats crazy but i get it if that's how your world is

[Unfortunately people being assholes to underprivileged people isn't anything new for him, either.]

uh that would kill you?

[unhappy]

Yeah my world sucks.

Eating salt won't kill you.
Eating like just salt would. But that's basically what you're doing with cabbage anyway.

[satanslash]

...
damn it youre right
i should have known that

[unhappy]

Unless you're a snail.
Is there something you're not telling me?

[satanslash]

im part demon but im pretty damn sure its not -snail- demon

more like a cat

[unhappy]

Do you have cat ears/tail all the time?

[satanslash]

just the tail
my ears are pointy tho

[unhappy]

I'm starting to think I smell like catnip.

[ He's the second 24/7-cat person to offer her a job. ]

[satanslash]

i cant smell you through the network yknow

also i dont think catnip does anything to me

[unhappy]

I was joking anyway lol

[satanslash]

yeah yeah i got it

so you in or what

[unhappy]

Can I come in around lunch time?

[ She likes mornings to herself and she wants to try something else at night.. ]

[satanslash]

yeah thats perfect actually we're more lunch-dinner anyway

[Rin is absolutely not a morning person.]

[unhappy]

OK. Part-time lunch hours then. Like maybe.. Monday-Friday 1-5?

[ 20 hours a week isn't too bad. It'll be money and something to do.. ]

[satanslash]

yeah sounds perfect

[unhappy]

Oh! Any uniform restrictions?
I like tube tops and heels.

[satanslash]

i have uniforms but im down to get them personalized

the girl who designed them for me loves that shit

[unhappy]

What do they look like?
Pics

[satanslash]

[Basically something like this, but in blue and gold.]

its probably better to keep the pants and apron the same but the top can probably be customized a bit?

[unhappy]

Can I wear it as a bandeau? :)

[ Someone is definitely going to have to alter it for her but she'll get it done if she gets permission. ]

[satanslash]

[Hold on, consulting the girlfriend because he has no idea what that is.

She helps him with some pictures looked up on her own phone and he comes back after a bit of a pause.]

if you think you can get one done with a similar pattern and colors, yeah

just be careful around the grills cause they can get pretty hot and i wouldnt want you to get burned

[unhappy]

I'll be fine. I barely fight anymore, maybe my aura will get some exercise dodging sizzling.

[satanslash]

dunno what aura is but it sounds cool