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[lumberlady]

[Good morning, Lunatia. The video starts with a view of hooves, a too close view of a face... and then finally... a centaur? Who keeps looking off screen while she talks and never seems to actually focus on the lens correctly.]

Hello? Can everyone see me? Connor, am I doing this right? Okay? ... Okay.

[She clears her throat and dips into a bow, the camera bobbing along with her.]

Hello! This is Konoha... some of you maybe think my name is Shizu, but- It's Konoha! I'm from Echigo province, in Japan, if you know it... and I'll be in your care.

If you don't know me, which, I figure is most of you, this city must be even bigger than the capital I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the "centaur". I haven't seen anyone else like me so I think I can say "the"...

Anyway... what I wanted to ask was... if anyone had an recommendations for... shops? I've never really shopped before, and I haven't seen any locals quite like me, so if you know somewhere that does... I don't know, tailoring? Or a restaurant with really big seats or tall tables? Anything like that!

I'd appreciate it, so... thank you very much!

[Another bow, another bob of the camera... and a blurry flash of android helping her turn the dang thing off. Thanks, Connor.]

Turnabout Knighthood [Video, Dated Pre-Iris]

[trenchdoting]

[The video feed clicks on, and a scruffy-looking man appears on the screen. He seems to be wearing his standard green trenchcoat over a Moon Knights uniform, and he has a proud grin stretching across his face.]

Hey there, pals! I did it!! I finally passed that test and made the Moon Knights! [A pause.] ...Oh, and also the name's Dick Gumshoe if you don't know me. I promise to do my best to solve crimes and protect people from danger around here! I- I don't exactly have any powers or anything, but I can be pretty resourceful, and I've got a few secret weapons at my disposal! In fact, I've got a few new ones now! Some kinda lie-detecting tablets, plus a magical... shield barrette... thingy! Pretty neat, huh? ...Anyway, if there's any trouble that needs to be investigated, just let me know. I'm the guy for the job, pal!

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[notimefordreams]

And now that all of the sprouting ears and tails business is over with...

[Among many other effects but whatever. She's adjusting and perhaps at a pace far more speedily than she really ought to be in all the wrong aspects. Ears and tails? That's okay. Thinking about not seeing Toby again for a long while? That's harder. The video tilts and moves a bit as Sarah settles her device a good enough distance away that she can more or less talk to it somewhat casually.

Once she's finally happy with that she leans back in her chair, bearing a mug between her hands. Steam rises off of it just a little and she completely looks like she's settling in for a nice chat with a friend here.]

So I'm not exactly well versed in video over networks and things like that but if I'm going to be here a while, might as well jump straight in. So in an effort to just get to know some of you and maybe satiate my curiosity at the same time, why don't you share a story with me?

[She pauses a moment to blow across the top of her mug, scattering the steam out of view of the camera for a second or so before she elaborates further.]

It can be anything you like. A personal story, a fairy tale, something you heard here or elsewhere, whatever. I'm not picky here.

[Maybe she will be in the future but for now she's feeling somewhat lonesome and stories have always been a way for her to outrun that particular emotion.]

TEXT; Sincerely thoroughly pleased and confused

[nakemen]

[He hates these devices and this network thing. Technology is not his friend nor does he want it to be.

But there's really no other way to ask this without doing it here, huh?

Excuse his crappy typing. It's a work in progress but if anybody had talked to him before, he's gotten much better.]

Asking for a friend because my freind doesnt know how to or something i Dont know BUT IT'S FOR MY FRIEND

is it weird that this couple will have sex with you but not each other? like Ever and they just kind of stare at each other while tjeyre doing you BUT THEY DONT DO EACH OTHER EVER

it's weird right? that's what my friend thinks and i think He's right. It's weird.