TEXT; Sincerely thoroughly pleased and confused

[nakemen]

[He hates these devices and this network thing. Technology is not his friend nor does he want it to be.

But there's really no other way to ask this without doing it here, huh?

Excuse his crappy typing. It's a work in progress but if anybody had talked to him before, he's gotten much better.]

Asking for a friend because my freind doesnt know how to or something i Dont know BUT IT'S FOR MY FRIEND

is it weird that this couple will have sex with you but not each other? like Ever and they just kind of stare at each other while tjeyre doing you BUT THEY DONT DO EACH OTHER EVER

it's weird right? that's what my friend thinks and i think He's right. It's weird.

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[600kanandscrolls]

[He knows who this is about. He knows who the friend is too. But he's going to play along.]

What a fascinating topic of conversation. Does your friend often run into these situations?

[nakemen]

[WELL. SHIT. HE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT DAIHANNYA SEEING IT.]

my friend only has it happen with one couple and ITS WEIRD

[He's going to go along with this friend scenario until he can't any longer.]

text; anon; 1/2

[jiyuujin]

Your name is showing Izuminokami

2/2

[jiyuujin]

dono

( text )

[nihonkoku]

Your friend is very open with you.

[nakemen]

we're best friend

text; un: high.priest

[hymnals]

Is it strictly necessary to discuss this kind of thing in public?

[nakemen]

lsiten im not the kind of guy to be talking about this in public
but when its like
this is a weirtd place and this is a weird topic and it works ok
and i just gotta know
for my friend

[saigawa]

[Okay, he's more or less stop being weirdly moody over Yasusada's absence. Kashuu Kiyomitsu is back in business and ready to live life like he deserves. And so, he looks at the network from his own room.

And stares, really stares. Like okay, it's not really his business what everyone else get up to, as long they don't get hurt. Perfectly reasonable thing, right?

And sometimes! Sometimes, it get weird enough for him to leave his room and head over to Izuminokami Kanesada's. Once he's there, he immediately opens it and barges in. Announcing himself? Nah.]

What's with that weird post?

[nakemen]

[Give him a second as he's furiously typing on his phone. Grumbling under his breath about how they're assholes and he'll show them. It's their fault anyway for being so weird and always teasing him.

But when Kashuu speaks up, he jumps and looks at Kashuu.]

What? I got a friend with a weird problem, Kiyomitsu. [He knows Kashuu can tell he's lying but fake it til you make it.]

[freshtilapia]

[ Fish sees the post. Sees the replies, and spends most of their night refreshing and literally popcorning at all this. ]

[nakemen]

[Wow, Fish. Way to help out.]

[udonsong]

[ Ah... someone dumb enough to fall for this? Maybe? (Yes.) ]

It's certainly a bit strange. Has your friend talked to them about it?

[nakemen]

[Literally the only one who has fallen for it.]

no because if he talks to them
then they will make him a joke

[goban]

You're not doing yourself any favors repeatedly insisting that this is for your friend.

[nakemen]

im just getting the situation squarwd away ok!

[femmefinale]

[ why is Izuminokami Kanesada always a source of entertainment. ]

Some people prefer to watch each other. That too is a type of intimacy.

Perhaps your friend ought to try it for himself sometime.

[nakemen]

[Don't ever let him know.]

ok but they havent ever touched each ther like that
you know
like that
only through my friend they have
ad why would you want to only watcxh becasw that sounds borign

[passio]

It might be nice.

[nakemen]

please explain

text; un: piehole

[tartes]

Maybe it is, but if you're letting them, then is there really a problem? Maybe they have a good reason for doing that. I can think of at least one, even if it probably doesn't apply to... your friend's situation, but it still means that there are likely other good reasons too.

[ because boy howdy does it ever apply to him, at least back home. ]

[nakemen]

i think its becUSe they just want to run from whateer issue they have and like maybe theres reasons but they can do each other
tjtey just dnt
even when the moons are all out?????
like why wait that long if youre both just RIGHT THERE why wait to go to someone else when you can HEKP EACH THER

voice;

[fashionicon]

[ How weird. Why are these also points of topic? ]

No. It is not weird.

Your friend is weird for not knowing their place.

[nakemen]

What—what does that mean? The hell?

[What is his place supposed to be?]

voice;

[bailian]

This sounds like two children squabbling over a plaything.

[ Sexual competition is the first thing that comes to mind with his hyper-possessive point of view. ]

They're probably trying to see who can win this person over by pleasing them more.

[nakemen]

[That idea is hilarious to him. Enough that he does laugh. If it were anybody else, it would seem possible. After all, he's a beautiful sword. Who wouldn't want him?

But in this case, the couple are so in love and Izuminokami isn't arrogant enough to assume he trumps that in any way.]

Yeah, no. It's really this sort of them thing. They're really into each other, you know. So my friend says.

text, i apologise.......

[nefilim]

[Right. Their ""FRIEND"". Anyway - ]

First of all, that's kinkshaming and we should respect each others kinks in a place like this.

Second, it's not weird. Some people get off on seeing their partner enjoy themselves with others.

Never

[nakemen]

What the hell is kinkshaming

So you think it isn't weird if they never ever touch each other and never have but touch my friend all the time

text

[polypeptide]

[ What in the... what? ]

A couple that's actually dating each other??

[nakemen]

Yes!!!!!!

[Does somebody finally get it??? ]

text

[grylls]

There are some things that don't feel right without your comrades present.

[nakemen]

including fucking another man??????