TEXT; Sincerely thoroughly pleased and confused

[nakemen]

[He hates these devices and this network thing. Technology is not his friend nor does he want it to be.

But there's really no other way to ask this without doing it here, huh?

Excuse his crappy typing. It's a work in progress but if anybody had talked to him before, he's gotten much better.]

Asking for a friend because my freind doesnt know how to or something i Dont know BUT IT'S FOR MY FRIEND

is it weird that this couple will have sex with you but not each other? like Ever and they just kind of stare at each other while tjeyre doing you BUT THEY DONT DO EACH OTHER EVER

it's weird right? that's what my friend thinks and i think He's right. It's weird.

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[fashionicon]

[ Who needs friends when you have hair this fabulous. ]

Which is, how?

[nakemen]

[Great hair can only do so much for you. Izuminokami knows that.]

You help each other out no matter what and you don't kill each other. Fighting, sure, but that's just how it is sometimes.

[fashionicon]

Hmph.

And can you say that you've helped your friend?

[nakemen]

Yeah! I've learned loads and found out about performance anxiety!

[fashionicon]

Performance anxiety?

[nakemen]

Yeah. When you get anxious about performing.

[Amazing.]

[fashionicon]

They're putting on a show for your friend and it makes them anxious?

[nakemen]

No, they're scared of being good at...you know. What this is about.

[It's one thing to type it but then another entirely to say it to someone vocally to a person he doesn't really know.]

[fashionicon]

You said something and I didn't know what it was, so I asked.

But it doesn't sound like you really know what it is, either. So, perhaps, you didn't learn anything.

[nakemen]

Hey! I know plenty and I learned a lot! It's about being scared of living up to the hype! They're scared to fuck because what if it isn't good!

[But if you rile him up then he'll say anything.]

[fashionicon]

So, they worry they won't be able to please each other, but know that they can please your friend.

Should some apology be given to your friend?

[nakemen]

Something like that, yeah. Pretty dumb, right? My friend deserves a big apology.

And probably some kind of lunch.

[fashionicon]

... is that all he requires to get over the insult they have given him?

Truly, they deserve one another.

[nakemen]

And what do you think? That my friend should cut their off or something?

[fashionicon]

Yes.

Or challenge them to a fight to regain his honor.

[nakemen]

Sometimes it's just not that serious.

[fashionicon]

What is it then?!

[nakemen]

It's just annoying! Annoying things don't mean you have to kill something or hurt someone.

You cut someone's head off if it fits the crime.

[fashionicon]

Every annoyance is worth that punishment.

[ Is it? No. But he's gonna take a hard stance!! ]

[nakemen]

I'm really going to have to say it again. It isn't that serious.

[fashionicon]

If it wasn't that serious, why even question about it?

[nakemen]

There's kind of a big difference between asking a question about it and wanting to cut someone's head off over it?

[fashionicon]

Are you asking me?

Because if you are asking me, then I will tell you that no, there is no big difference to either scenario.

[nakemen]

You don't have friends, do you? Or if you did have friends then you chopped their heads off.

[fashionicon]

Perhaps.

But I don't make friends with fools.