TEXT; Sincerely thoroughly pleased and confused

[nakemen]

[He hates these devices and this network thing. Technology is not his friend nor does he want it to be.

But there's really no other way to ask this without doing it here, huh?

Excuse his crappy typing. It's a work in progress but if anybody had talked to him before, he's gotten much better.]

Asking for a friend because my freind doesnt know how to or something i Dont know BUT IT'S FOR MY FRIEND

is it weird that this couple will have sex with you but not each other? like Ever and they just kind of stare at each other while tjeyre doing you BUT THEY DONT DO EACH OTHER EVER

it's weird right? that's what my friend thinks and i think He's right. It's weird.

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[nihonkoku]

So it seems.

I don't think it's quite so strange as it should be.

[nakemen]

HOW
they STARE AT EACH OTHER WHILE IT HAPPENSbut won't do anything with each other and ITS WEIRD

[nihonkoku]

Uncomfortable, I'm certain. Weird?? Well, yes. But perhaps it fulfills a kink of some sort..

1/2

[nakemen]

whatthe hell

i dont get it. why are they so weird???? why is this so weird???? like just do each other you don't need to get me involved

[nakemen]

MY FRIEND INVOVLED
but i am he;ping him so i guess i am invovled
so yeah getting me invovled

[nihonkoku]

Yes of course, that's how you're involved.

This would make a very interesting basis for a one-shot manga.

[nakemen]

whatKInd of manga is that
ive never red anything with this weird crap

[nihonkoku]

I suppose as a sword you won't have been involved in fandom yet.. It's probably for the best.

[nakemen]

i have no idea what youre even ralking about
and now im just more confused

[nihonkoku]

That was the most likely outcome, having come to the network for advice. You'll mostly get trolling, which is a time-honored internet tradition.

[nakemen]

i stil dont get it
and i just hate tehcnology even More now
can't we just go back to when we wrote letters
its more beautiful

[nihonkoku]

I feel obliged to tell you that writing a letter about this subject would be incredibly inefficient. On the network, however, even with the intensive trolling you're doubtless to receive, there's likely to be a few serious responses.

[nakemen]

not a letter about THS
but just in general
weve become too impersonal and its important to let the art of writing stay strong and true

[nihonkoku]

No doubt Hijikata-san would approve of that sentiment.

[nakemen]

[Well. Now he's a little emotional.]

ya? you think?

[nihonkoku]

I do.

Realistically, though, letter-writing is more of a hobby these days, and I'm afraid that you'll simply have to adjust to technology as it advances. I certainly do my best to, and I'm quite a bit older than you are.

[nakemen]

i did just fine not relying on this stuff
until here

[nihonkoku]

And here you may be for quite some time.

[nakemen]

dont remind me

[nihonkoku]

It's not as bad as it might be. There are certainly interesting people here.

[nakemen]

ive met a lot of cool people
like you
but i dnt know
i like home

[nihonkoku]

Don't we all? I certainly feel strange being here. [ being...... a nation and all. ]

I'll hope that you get your friend's situation sorted out and get sent home soon then, shall I?

[nakemen]

he says thanks