TEXT; Sincerely thoroughly pleased and confused

[nakemen]

[He hates these devices and this network thing. Technology is not his friend nor does he want it to be.

But there's really no other way to ask this without doing it here, huh?

Excuse his crappy typing. It's a work in progress but if anybody had talked to him before, he's gotten much better.]

Asking for a friend because my freind doesnt know how to or something i Dont know BUT IT'S FOR MY FRIEND

is it weird that this couple will have sex with you but not each other? like Ever and they just kind of stare at each other while tjeyre doing you BUT THEY DONT DO EACH OTHER EVER

it's weird right? that's what my friend thinks and i think He's right. It's weird.

Comments

[nefilim]

Your friend needs to put his foot down, completely and absolutely! Sex requires communication, and if there's something that's not sitting right, they need to listen. If they tease him, then he should shut the convo down until they can actually talk.

Have this couple ever like, been together? Or is it all just having sex with this friend while the other watches?

[nakemen]

never with each other. And they both just fuck him at the same time and stare at each other like they want to be doing this with sac other

BUT NEVER dO

[nefilim]

Wtf??? Are they like, dating but not wanting to admit it or admit to feelings so they're doing some awkward avoiding shit? That's so dumb.

Your friend should throw something in their faces next time. Maybe then they'll do something besides stare at each other.

[Anastasia NO-]

[nakemen]

one of them built this huge gardwn for the other so I don't even get it??? Like they were all hard and crap from the three moons and they were in bad shape when they came to me!!!

YOU HAD WAXH OTHER!!!!!!

[He's so into texting that he doesn't even realize he put himself instead of "his friend" ]

[nefilim]

[On one hand, he's just exposed himself.

On the other hand, a garden??]

A GARDEN???? WTF that's practically screaming that they want to fuck!!! Okay, clearly they have some damn hang-ups about fucking each other, maybe they want to keep their relationship ~pure~ or don't want to ruin it so they go to you?

Maybe try challenging them to fuck each other, tell them they're cowards or something if they don't. This is some bullshit sexual tension.

[nakemen]

like sparring???
But with fucking?
That sounds kind of cool actually and maybe it would work
But I'm glad you can see how much bushit this actually is!!! BECAUSE IT'S SO DIMV

[nefilim]

EXACTLY. I mean if they're the prideful type, there's no way they can turn it down, right?? Then the sexual tension between them might be sorted! And then you won't have to deal with them making eyes at each other!

IT IS!! Like at first I thought they were just into being voyeurs, but avoiding screwing each other when one of them BUILT A GARDEN FOR THE OTHER is so fucking stupid. Like wtf just do it already, you guys are practically screaming you wanna do it.

[nakemen]

[Is he ever going to notice that she isn't referring to 'his friend' anymore?

Probably not.]

theyre already dating and everything too?????? and ya
i know they are and its kind of obvious and it isnt like they have any weird hang ups about sex like trust me i know
i should challenge them to a sec spar

[nefilim]

[And she just... won't mention it. Mostly because she knew it was him all along.]

A sex spar should for sure to get them to do SOMETHING. Hopefully. Or maybe tell them you want to watch them fuck for once, turn the tables on them!

[nakemen]

i dnt think watching is my thing??
like why watch when you just
can
you khow

[nefilim]

Understandable, it's not for everyone.

Maybe you could like trick them, say you're gonna watch and then when they get into it, get outta there and lock them in. Then they'll have no choice!

[nakemen]

wow
youre fell of good ideas