TEXT; Sincerely thoroughly pleased and confused

[nakemen]

[He hates these devices and this network thing. Technology is not his friend nor does he want it to be.

But there's really no other way to ask this without doing it here, huh?

Excuse his crappy typing. It's a work in progress but if anybody had talked to him before, he's gotten much better.]

Asking for a friend because my freind doesnt know how to or something i Dont know BUT IT'S FOR MY FRIEND

is it weird that this couple will have sex with you but not each other? like Ever and they just kind of stare at each other while tjeyre doing you BUT THEY DONT DO EACH OTHER EVER

it's weird right? that's what my friend thinks and i think He's right. It's weird.

Comments

[udonsong]

[ He doesn't follow your sex life, Kane-san, it's working out for the better here. ]

Well, that doesn't sound like a very positive relationship.
The people I'm sexually involved with all know each other and get together fairly regularly so I can't speak to why your friend's friends would be like that.

[ is that a humble brag ]

[nakemen]

ew

[He's being a troll which is something rare and usually only Kasen sees this side but Hasebe is just lucky like that.

WHICH ISN'T FAIR. He's giving advice which is kind of hidden amongst the humble brag...]

[udonsong]

"ew"???

WELL see if I help you or your friend again!

[ He really believes... there's a friend... you deserve this, Hasebe. ]

[nakemen]

[Thanks for being the idiot to believe this.]

i didbt need to hear you brag about your sex life

[udonsong]

Bragging? Who's bragging?

[ You are, that's who. ]

We don't all air out our dirty laundry in public, like your friend.

[nakemen]

then what did you just do???

[udonsong]

I was trying to help!
OBVIOUSLY

[ Obviously.......... ]

[nakemen]

by bragging about your threesomes???

[Actually it makes sense when he puts it that way.]

[udonsong]

I was just stating a fact and speaking from experience, that's not bragging!

[ It is bragging. That's what it was. ]

[nakemen]

im a haiku artist so i know the true meaning of words
its kind of a huge skill so trust me i know what you were really doing

[Which was bragging.

But now Izuminokami is kind of bragging, too.]