TEXT; Sincerely thoroughly pleased and confused

[nakemen]

[He hates these devices and this network thing. Technology is not his friend nor does he want it to be.

But there's really no other way to ask this without doing it here, huh?

Excuse his crappy typing. It's a work in progress but if anybody had talked to him before, he's gotten much better.]

Asking for a friend because my freind doesnt know how to or something i Dont know BUT IT'S FOR MY FRIEND

is it weird that this couple will have sex with you but not each other? like Ever and they just kind of stare at each other while tjeyre doing you BUT THEY DONT DO EACH OTHER EVER

it's weird right? that's what my friend thinks and i think He's right. It's weird.

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[nakemen]

No, they just...

Feel weird. I mean, wouldn't you feel weird if you knew they never touched each other but want to? Like they want to and they could but they don't.

That's weird!

[fashionicon]

Why would it concern me what two other people are doing?

If they never do then they don't want to. [ Obviously. ] Your friend is overthinking it.

Tell them to shut up.

[nakemen]

If they're doing it to you then why wouldn't you care what they're doing? If two people are doing something with you then of course you're gonna have some questions!

So my friend is justified.

[So there.]

[fashionicon]

If I'm not dissatisfied with them, I don't see why I should concern myself with what they're not doing with each other.

Your friend is strange.

[nakemen]

Or maybe you're strange! I think any normal person would find this kind of weird.

[fashionicon]

[ HDU. ]

Also, why isn't your friend making this post? Why are you involving yourself in their situation? Really, both of you are odd.

[nakemen]

[JUST CALLING IT AS HE SEES IT.]

It's called being a good friend. When a friend needs help, that's what you do. Teamwork and comradery and all that.

[fashionicon]

It is called being a loose-lipped fool that lacked the means to help their companion and so drags everyone else into their business.

If your friend comes to remove your head from your shoulders, kneel before them and accept your death.

[nakemen]

What the hell kind of friend does that?! And hey, maybe he asked me to do this for him! You don't know my friend or what he needs.

[fashionicon]

The kind whose honor has been ruined by another. [ Obviously. ]

You apparently also don't know. So you should have told him to seek someone else.

[nakemen]

My friend asked me to do this! So how about that?

[fashionicon]

Your friend is still strange.

[nakemen]

And you're an asshole so I guess we all got our flaws.

[fashionicon]

What are you mad about? You asked if that was weird and I told you that they were. Were your friend and you only seeking to hear otherwise?

[nakemen]

No, thanks for the answer.

But you did say my friend should decapitate me and called my friend strange. So yeah, thanks for the help but not the rest of it.

[fashionicon]

[ >(! ]

The rest of it was fine, too.

[nakemen]

I don't think you know how friendship works.

[So there.]

[fashionicon]

[ Who needs friends when you have hair this fabulous. ]

Which is, how?

[nakemen]

[Great hair can only do so much for you. Izuminokami knows that.]

You help each other out no matter what and you don't kill each other. Fighting, sure, but that's just how it is sometimes.

[fashionicon]

Hmph.

And can you say that you've helped your friend?

[nakemen]

Yeah! I've learned loads and found out about performance anxiety!

[fashionicon]

Performance anxiety?

[nakemen]

Yeah. When you get anxious about performing.

[Amazing.]

[fashionicon]

They're putting on a show for your friend and it makes them anxious?

[nakemen]

No, they're scared of being good at...you know. What this is about.

[It's one thing to type it but then another entirely to say it to someone vocally to a person he doesn't really know.]