Video; UN: moxuanyu

[noenvy]

[The user can't be seen just yet but he can be heard. The camera is pointed at a large soaking tub in a modern bathroom and the speaker seems overly excited about it all.]

Look at this! It's quite amazing, isn't it? The water is right there, just with a twist.

[A hand reaches out to turn a nob and water rushes out.]

Both hot and cold! It's genius!

Do you think this is easy to break? It looks quite sturdy.

Oh! This is exciting! What great things this place has! I want to try it out!

TEXT | UN: D.DRAPER

[anotheroldfashioned]

[This device. Is absolutely. Fantastic. And he is going to do everything in his power to hide his absolute glee at being able to use it.]

I'll get right to the point. My name is Donald Draper, Don to my friends, and I am looking for a job in sales. Or more specifically advertisement.

This would be the part where I offer references, but ending up here-

[And being incredibly out of his depth]

Well. I've got some sample specs and a portfolio and I have skill. And if you happen to be from my time and know Coca Cola or Kodak or Lucky Strike cigarettes then you've probably seen my work. I'd be happy to answer any questions you have. I can either be reached here or I'll be at the museum helping with the posters and advertisements for it.

[The longest pause.]

...Anybody else think this thing is amazing? Or is it just me?

text, un: nevercrywolf

[starmark]

oh hell i fucked up

i fucked up

staying up so late last night was a bad idea

i'm on duty for another seven hours and that museum's big opening is tonight too

why is time moving so slow

i drank some kind of weird neon energy drink thing that's supposed to make your body feel like it's made of lightning or some shit but it hasn't kicked in yet

fuck


[OOC: Please assume this post takes place on the morning of Tuesday the 25th! Alas, poor Jotaro, he stayed up late and now it's morning and his ENERGY LEGS haven't kicked in yet.]