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[onehole]

Hey.

How much do we all hate being kidnapped? On a scale from 1-10?

Or wanna talk about it? Become kidnapped friends? Friends that are kidnapped?

Comments

un: zobrien

[flying_fish]

Compared to circumstances back home, this is more like a forced vacation.

So I'd go with 5/10.

[onehole]

Those circumstances must have been horrible...

You okay????

[flying_fish]

I've had time to decompress since I last went back, so I'm fine. My world is generally more chaotic than this place.

What's your rating?

[onehole]

You last went back?? Hm???

Oh, I'd probably give this a 3/10.

[flying_fish]

It was for a few days, although I don't remember how I was sent back.

That doesn't seem like too bad of a rating. I suppose it helps that most of the living expenses are covered?

[onehole]

Well, we don't know how we got here, so that's fine.

It's more like I'm able to be part of society and I can now make friends.

[flying_fish]

[......WOW HE ALMOST HATES how super relatable that last sentence is.]

Was something holding you back before?

[onehole]

YES! MANY THINGS!!

[flying_fish]

[Yay caps lock?]

That's unfortunate. It makes sense why your rating is lower then.

[onehole]

[ Yay, caps lock!

It doesn't help that he has a hole that goes right through his head. Or a scar that covers half of his face. Or his general social awkwardness that makes the first two glaring issues even more glaring. It also probably doesn't help that he's a serial killer. ]

Right???

[flying_fish]

[Welp, Fukuda wouldn't be the first murderer Zed's made acquaintances with. Not that he hasn't killed people, but...y'know. Justice, saving the world, yada yada.]

By making this sort of post, are you aiming to make as many friends as possible?

[onehole]

YES!

Well!!! I'm actually proving a bit of a point, too!! You see, an anon told me that they felt there is a connection already with everyone here because we Moonblessed are all kidnapped. I said that probably wasn't enough to make friends, but they disagreed.

I'm seeing which one of us is right, but either way, I hope for friendship at the end. But, to put it another way, yes! My aim is to make as many friends as possible.

[flying_fish]

I would have to agree with you. Being kidnapped isn't a point of friendship. It may start a conversation, but its the other person's personality and actions that determine whether I would want to be friends with them. That's my opinion, at least.

I wish you luck in your endeavors.

[onehole]

No, no, I agree with that as well.

Thanks. I can't say I'll be very successful, but I'll hope!

[flying_fish]

[Honestly, it's hard to not wonder how old the person is that he's texting.]

Do you have any other plans during your stay here besides making friends?

[onehole]

NOPE.

[flying_fish]

Do you think you'll want to stay here instead of going back home?

[onehole]

NOPE!

[flying_fish]

Even though it's a society you can't be a part of?

[onehole]

Right.

There are people there that I want to see. Even if I can never mean much to them, I still feel connected to them.

[flying_fish]

Maybe they'll arrive here. One of my friends showed up here for a brief time, so the same may happen to you.

[onehole]

Even if they do, neither one would want to stay here.

[flying_fish]

Sounds like the majority of people I've met, but I also have met people who can't go back home. Some may see it as a second chance.

In any case, I hope you find the results you're looking for.

[onehole]

I hope so, too.

Anyway, are we friends?

[flying_fish]

[REALLY WONDERING ABOUT THIS PERSON'S AGE AGAIN.]

Since we haven't met in person, how about we start off as acquaintances. My name's Zed.