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[onehole]

Hey.

How much do we all hate being kidnapped? On a scale from 1-10?

Or wanna talk about it? Become kidnapped friends? Friends that are kidnapped?

Comments

[saezuru]

Thanks

My boss is here
He was healed of his injuries when he arrived
And it's safer here than back home

I'm fine with this

[onehole]

Injuries?
What happened to him?
Did he get in a fire fight?

You're really soft on your boss, huh?

[saezuru]

He was shot
It was my fault
I should have been more careful

It's my job to protect him

[ He is. He totally is. ]

[onehole]

Oh.

Brother, I'm sorry...

[saezuru]

I took responsibility for it

I won't make the same mistake again

[ He cut off his finger like a proper yakuza, see ]

[onehole]

Did you commit seppuku?!

[saezuru]

I can't protect him if I'm dead

I committed yubitsume

[onehole]

Guess that's true.

Wow, you really do go all out, huh, brother?

[ He's impressed and a little amused because this really does show how serious Doumeki is, huh. ]

[saezuru]

It was the only way I could atone for my mistake
Besides dying, like you said

[ Doumeki is almost too serious, it's his charm point. ]

[onehole]

Right, right.
Did your boss accept it??

[saezuru]

He didn't like it
He's not very traditional

[ He called Doumeki an idiot. ]

[onehole]

Ooooooooooooooo.
Brother, did you get yelled at?

[saezuru]

Yes
He was mad

[ But in like, a cute way ]

[onehole]

Brother, brother, did you cry about being yelled at?

[saezuru]

No, I don't cry

[ Except when the boss is INJURED ]

[onehole]

Crying is good for you.

Though! I also don't cry!

Look! We have even more in common.

Though, I will say I think my inability to cry might be related to brain damage. But who knows?

[saezuru]

Oh
Sorry to hear that

[ About the brain damage... ouch. Then again, didn't he suggest drilling a hole in his head? That would explain a few things. ]

I have cried before
But I've cried very few times in my life

[onehole]

It's all right.
It's something I did to myself.

And really?
I think I probably cried a long time ago, too.
But huh... I can't remember what it was like or for what.
I can guess what it was about, but... I can't remember.

Still, I'm told that crying is good for the soul.
And since you don't have brain damage like me, you should do your soul some good, brother.

[saezuru]

I see
Probably the brain damage made you forget

[ You do you, Fukuda..... Doumeki chopped off his own finger so like, he ain't one to judge. (Those are not remotely the same.) ]

I cried when I was scared, recently
When I thought the boss might die
But I never cried much as a child
I was quiet and reserved

[ He still is... ]

[onehole]

OH HEY!!
You're probably right, brother!!

Did you feel better after you cried?
Did it help to ease some of the fear that you had?

[ THIS IS A TOTALLY NORMAL CONVERSATION FRIENDS HAVE PUBLICLY! ]

[saezuru]

Do you need to see a doctor?

[ HMMMmm yes this seems totally normal... Doumeki is so used to Yashiro having no filter that he's just here for the ride. ]

I don't think so
He survived though
And now he's not injured
It worked out in the end
That's all I need

[onehole]

I dunno.
Maybe?
I self-treated.
That probably wasn't smart.
But it was 3 years ago.
So it's probably fine.

[ ........ fukuda. ]

Guess so!!
But you still lost a pinky!

[saezuru]

If you say so

[ Doumeki, maybe you should be more concerned....? ]

Yes
They offered to fix it for me but I don't want to forget
I can't mess up again

[onehole]

Scars are good for the soul.

[saezuru]

I think so too.

[ And yet he's cool with his boss being all recovered and having the use of his arm back HUH... makes u think.... ]