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[onehole]

Hey.

How much do we all hate being kidnapped? On a scale from 1-10?

Or wanna talk about it? Become kidnapped friends? Friends that are kidnapped?

Comments

[good_ideas]

you're still at least 299 steps away from being my friend but take what you can get, I guess?

is this getting along? me just constantly sending you rude emotes made with 6s and 7s?

[onehole]

I will, indeed, take it. Can we call this step 298, then?

Yes, yes, it's getting along in a way, wouldn't you say? Look, I'm even rhyming. Isn't that fun?

[good_ideas]

sure. so you only have 298 more steps to take before we're friends, better get on that?

is it fun?? what am I, a child?
besides you stopped after rhyming just once.

[onehole]

It's not like we don't have a lot of time, so! I'll go about it slowly.

I dunno, are you??
Aww, do you want me to rhyme all the time, then?

[good_ideas]

good luck with that
you'll probably need it.

I don't need to tell you that
even if you rhyme all the time starting from this point it'll already be too late