Kanji Tatsumi (
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prismatica2020-06-22 12:23 am
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[The camera opens to Crystal Beach. With the weather as it's been lately, nobody should be surprised that someone decided to spend a little time there. With the sun starting to set, the sky has burst into mingled red and gold, the color spread over the sea as well in gentle lapping waves. A small jostle, and the camera is all set on a beach chair that was the resting place of a few cute little dolls. Some were shaped like local animals, but among the others were a smattering of dragons, perhaps an inspiration from their recent dealings with Lyestellus.
Kanji stepped back and into the frame, dressed for the outing: A basic black speedo and a pair of snappy designer sunglasses. He didn't seem bothered by his choice of attire- it was too damn hot to give a shit anyway- as he lowered to his knees and settled next to his makeshift display.]
A'right... uh, yo! Ain't done one of these videos in a while. Few months, I think? Anyway, I'll just get right into it with the question I sometimes get:
Did I make these? Damn right I did! They're cute as hell too, yeah? And if somebody's got a problem with a guy like me makin' stuff like this, they can kiss my ass or get outta my way! This is what I do, and I'm damn proud of it!
[He sat up straighter with a grin.]
...For the rest of ya who don't give a crap and want a piece of what I can make, I'm open for orders. I make dolls, charms n' clothes. Hell, they can be clothes that accommodate ears n' tails or whatever when the moon changes. I can do alterations, too.
I'm gettin' better at workin' needles while transformed, too, so the Sanguis moon ain't slowin' me down much. Gimme a little more time, and that'll be nailed no sweat!
[He supposed that was it. Off-camera, there's a distinct panting. Kanji looked off-frame, too. Despite the hardened look right up until then, his expression softened immediately.]
Hey, pal... tired of diggin', huh?
[A large black and white dog pads in, some kind of jowly breed but it's sporting a strange pair of horns and very dirty paws from a digging adventure. His tail is wagging like crazy as he flopped beside the human, and is happy to get those tummy pets.]
Anyway... drop a line here or in the inbox.
Kanji stepped back and into the frame, dressed for the outing: A basic black speedo and a pair of snappy designer sunglasses. He didn't seem bothered by his choice of attire- it was too damn hot to give a shit anyway- as he lowered to his knees and settled next to his makeshift display.]
A'right... uh, yo! Ain't done one of these videos in a while. Few months, I think? Anyway, I'll just get right into it with the question I sometimes get:
Did I make these? Damn right I did! They're cute as hell too, yeah? And if somebody's got a problem with a guy like me makin' stuff like this, they can kiss my ass or get outta my way! This is what I do, and I'm damn proud of it!
[He sat up straighter with a grin.]
...For the rest of ya who don't give a crap and want a piece of what I can make, I'm open for orders. I make dolls, charms n' clothes. Hell, they can be clothes that accommodate ears n' tails or whatever when the moon changes. I can do alterations, too.
I'm gettin' better at workin' needles while transformed, too, so the Sanguis moon ain't slowin' me down much. Gimme a little more time, and that'll be nailed no sweat!
[He supposed that was it. Off-camera, there's a distinct panting. Kanji looked off-frame, too. Despite the hardened look right up until then, his expression softened immediately.]
Hey, pal... tired of diggin', huh?
[A large black and white dog pads in, some kind of jowly breed but it's sporting a strange pair of horns and very dirty paws from a digging adventure. His tail is wagging like crazy as he flopped beside the human, and is happy to get those tummy pets.]
Anyway... drop a line here or in the inbox.

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I kinda treat it like a badge of honor now! A guy like me does stuff that nobody expects... I like bein' "strange!"
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I have known a number of tailors. I do not think I ever spared a thought as to what they looked like.
[ Is this some kind of human foolishness? Well, whatever. He's going to lean back, arms crossed. ]
I have a garment in need of mending, and some that must be custom-tailored to my... specifications. Are those tasks within your purview?
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[But a mending and customization?]
Hell yeah they are! What's your schedule?
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And sooner rather than later.
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[ He will text his address, after a....... significant pause, because technology is hard :( ]
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I'll come around about 7!
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...very much asleep on his couch, still wearing the clothes from last night. A mostly empty bottle of dragon wine rests on a messy coffee table.
He stirs reluctantly, shaking disheveled curls of hair out of his eyes. When he eventually sits up, staggers to his bare feet, and walks up to open the door, it is with a significant degree of grogginess.
For Cardan, 7 pm is late morning. ]
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Shit. Kanji reached into his pocket for his device, ready to send a text. May as well rule out the latter before knocking again and bein' rude. When the door opened, Kanji was caught mid-text, and blinked owlishly at him.]
...Uh, yo. Did I catch ya at a bad time?
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...wait... ]
You're the--
The tailor.
[ Good job, Cardan, remembering something that's happened... literally a day ago.
He reaches up to rub at his face, brushing more hair out of it -- pointlessly, it seems like, because it falls right back into his eyes. ]
I was asleep. [ Which is all the explanation Kanji will get before Cardan steps away from the door, apparently expecting his guest to follow.
Inside the apartment looks like it belongs to someone who comes home mostly to change clothes and sleep off hangovers. But at least the clothes are nice? ]
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Because damn.
He shook his head to clear it. He was being invited in, and he accepted the invitation. The clothing he laid eyes on was really eye-catching... really expensive-looking. He understood quickly he needed to be rather delicate with any repairs he had to do.]
If ya wanna sleep some more, I can jus' pick up what needs mending, take some measurements and get outta your hair no problem.
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Sometimes he even remembers them.
Once inside, he'll turn to eye his guest. Kanji is taller than Cardan expected him to be, and more... well... human than any of Cardan's past tailors -- who had, for the most part, been imps and crones.
The considering glance he gives Kanji is a good bit more awake already, which might explain why it lingers. ]
I was remiss in foregoing introductions.
I am Cardan. What should I call you?
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[He rubbed his neck. Let's not talk about the criminal record.]
All that aside, nice to meetcha, and thanks for the invitation! I brought my supplies, so I can do the on-the-spot stuff here.
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Well, best to move on. ]
Would you like a drink? I have wine.
[ And, uh, little else.
But hospitality is hospitality, right? ]
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[But this guy would probably have super fancy wine. Alas, he lifted a hand.]
Thanks, but I shouldn't drink. Once my 20th rolls around next year, you bet your ass I'm havin' some nightcaps!
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That said, he's going to consider his hosting responsibilities at least moderately fulfilled. He at least had the foresight to prepare the clothing he wanted Kanji to work at -- all of them are trousers. ]
I would like these tailored.
[ He holds out one hand, palm up. Something stirs in the shadow by his leg, then uncoils -- a tail, lightly furred, with a tuft of fur which grazes his palm now, as if to show itself off. ] To perfectly fit my measurements, but also to accommodate my tail.
[ --he frowns, and then reaches over to indicate a specific pair of pants. These ones seem to have suffered an... accident... given that the fastenings at the front are torn. ] These will need repair also.
[ His gaze fixes on Kanji, significantly more awake now. ] You can do this?
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Yeah, I can get that worked out. I'll just need to take some numbers off ya and I can handle the rest from there.
[Man, he was lucky... he wanted to keep his tail permanently. But it seemed to only pop up during full Sanguis.]
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[ Funny story, about the pants. As it turns out, making out with angry people sometimes ruins one's expensive outfits.
He leans against the desk, arms crossed in front of his chest. ]
Where would you like me?
[ For the measurements, of course.
Although, if the upward quirk of his mouth is any indication, he is well aware of the innuendo, and maybe watching for Kanji's reaction. ]
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Hell of a challenge. He welcomed it.]
Where-
[Ha. ...Ph-phrasing. He should have expected stuff like this considering the planet he lived on, but despite not exactly falling for the bait, he still turned a bright shade of pink and lost his train of thought for a beat.
Soon he gestured vaguely.]
You, uh- y'got a step stool or somethin'? W-we can do this anywhere, I ain't picky.
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Still, they are here for a reason. The question provokes a slight frown; he gestures towards the dining table. ]
...I have a chair.
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[Oh. OH. Right- he patted the notepad into the opposing palm.]
I don't give these numbers out to people and I can dispose of the info after I make use of 'em if you're more comfy with that. I work with some pretty private people, so I extend that to everybody I work with.
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Hm?
[ ...that disclaimer surprises him. He hadn't even thought to be worried; when he speaks again, he sounds genuinely curious. ]
Is there such a large market for client measurements?
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[Just casual talk of violence as he unrolled the tape measure and got started. He'd duck his head to avoid the tail whenever he needed to, considering it a challenge for himself.]
But I still wanna give peace of mind, y'know? People feel a little better knowin' I ain't some guy hoarding how big everybody's chest, crotch or waist is for personal use or monetary gain.
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He is also very obviously used to being measured; he'll move obediently as directed, and hold as still as he can besides. ]
...so what is this about your age and wine?
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...That, and I'm dating a detective.
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shit now i need wine
hahaha hilariously i almost never drink wine :')
I married into a family of wine snobs and they absorbed me into the fold
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how is Kanji so cute
it's his blessing and his curse