oo2 ★ okay that's it. text; un: marmorapaladin

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[ It's short and sweet! Unlike Keith, who is also short but bitter as all hell right now. ]

look don't read into this too much
are any other Iris moonblessed feeling like their heat is
early?
or feels. different. [ read: worse. so much worse. ]

does it have anything to do with dragon stuff

I looked up some information
I'm wondering how we get chosen for stuff like this
if there's anything about us that
factors in.

Just curious I guess


[ Basically why the fuck did he get saddled with Iris and now this shit?? like, he isn't sure if he should be insulted or not at this point. This is also a very roundabout way of asking for some help and/or reassurance because this shit sucks but also he's Keith and this is about as publicly forthcoming as he gets. ]

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text; un: actualhunk

[hunksmash]

my dude. the usual moonblessing plus this is not computing for me. so, whatever the metrics are, they're separate from the moonblessing assignments.

maybe it's all airborne or something. i don't know. sucks.

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Are you
do you feel like

this. too?

[hunksmash]

i mean
yes?

i think i feel how iris people reportedly feel. how i've seen them act. that kind of thing.

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So I guess you now know
how Pidge and I feel every cycle huh
Sucks doesn't it

[ He's kidding! It's a joke!! Look Hunk he can still joke! ]

[hunksmash]

i've already identified it as sucking, so... yep. double-suckage.

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You'll live.

Have you looked into this at all?
I'm trying to do research

[ .... ]

it's
about dragon mating.
apparently.

[hunksmash]

yeah, i don't know what reading material exists, but i've seen people speculating that it's the songs. or maybe the general aura of their Mad Horny Energy.

anyway, the marks that everybody's getting seem to categorize people to a certain degree. receptive partners versus... i don't know. definite tops?

tops, bottoms, and switches? or neutrals?

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I thought the moonblessings did that already
kind of?

[ Look, Keith isn't dumb, he's just unsocialized and while he objectively knows this stuff it's still weird to think about when it comes to him and wow he's never not gonna be awkward huh ]

Hunk
Am I a bottom?

[hunksmash]

i mean... all signs point to yes?

unless you're acting real different when you hook up with other folks.

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I didn't know there were like
names

for it

[ .... ]

That's kind of a dumb way to categorize people

[hunksmash]

yeah maybe. most people probably don't fit super neatly into one category like that.

it can be useful, though. i guess that's why people use labels in general. they're handy as summaries and help folks pinpoint what they're looking for.

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I guess

It's just kinda weird
to be given both

assignments

Iris and the dragon thing

[hunksmash]

Screw Planet just wants you Big Horny, my dude. i dunno.

at least its not
i mean it all sucks
but i'm usually in a different boat and now i've got no resources for what i feel like i need rn.
it might just be rotten luck tho.

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uh
do you

I mean I can
give you advice.
if you need it.

[hunksmash]

sure.
i mean, depending, i don't know how useful advise that isn't "find a new bone bro" is gonna go
but i'm definitely intrigued by the idea of making you give it so... yeah. hit me.

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Making me?

like in a
sexy way?

[ God, Keith. Stop. ]

[hunksmash]

not the original intention, but by all means... if you wanna make it sexy, make it sexy.

more like "that's kind of awkward. maybe i can at least laugh at the delivery."

but you're probably versatile, right?