prodigalmess: (listening 3)
Malcolm Bright ([personal profile] prodigalmess) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-06-27 08:11 pm

video; un: sherlockfreud

[ Malcolm has a concerned look on his face when the video feed clicks on. ]

Uhh... So I discovered this in my bird's cage this morning.

[ The camera flips around to show a yellow and green parakeet in a cage. The bird chirps at the camera before Malcolm focuses on the egg next to her. Considering it's the size of Sunshine's entire body, there's no way it came out of her. ]

This is a dragon egg, right? How did it get in there?

[ He turns the camera back on himself and raises an eyebrow. ]

It keeps glowing red and emitting this low hum sound. Pretty sure I can't keep it. If I bring it outside though, is a dragon going to attack me for carrying an egg?

[ The giant beasts seem pretty territorial, especially when it comes to their young. He's got no intention of taking one on. ]

If you can't tell, I'm pretty out of my element here.
rubberpirate: (NOT TALKING)

[personal profile] rubberpirate 2020-06-29 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
But it would be so tasty!!!
rubberpirate: (PRECIOUS)

[personal profile] rubberpirate 2020-07-02 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Can't remember, but it must be super tasty!
rubberpirate: (PRECIOUS)

[personal profile] rubberpirate 2020-07-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
awwww, ok.

[He is pretty sad, he kinda wants dragon egg now!]

Good luck, don't get eaten!
rubberpirate: (LOOKING RIGHT)

[personal profile] rubberpirate 2020-07-14 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't yet, but thanks, I'll keep looking!

Maybe with all these eggs it'll be easier to find!
rubberpirate: (FIREFLIES)

[personal profile] rubberpirate 2020-07-23 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
I can go find some!

[Small silence.]

Do you know how to cook eggs?
rubberpirate: (NOT LYING)

[personal profile] rubberpirate 2020-07-24 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Edible?

[what other way you'd want eggs?]
rubberpirate: (LOOKING RIGHT)

[personal profile] rubberpirate 2020-07-27 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! I want one of each kind then!
rubberpirate: (PRECIOUS)

[personal profile] rubberpirate 2020-08-04 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I could eat a whole dragon, so that's not too much trouble.