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prismatica2020-06-30 09:29 pm
deathceo) wrote in prismatica2020-06-30 09:29 pm
Video | un: betterthanzeus
[The first thing that one will notice when they see the video is that this man in a suit is very, very blue. Literally. His skin is blue and his hair is the palest shade possible of blue as well. He looks quite serious as he gazes into the camera. Almost intimidating.]
Hello. I have a couple of inquiries to make of those of you here. The first is that I would like to know what job opportunities there are. Personally I would prefer to work at a moonblessed business to offer my support to the owner but I will not be pick. For those who are unaware, I am Hades, King of the Underworld.
And for those unaware of my reputation, I have managed the Underworld for thousands of years. I have excellent leadership qualities as well as the ability to work under pressure in times of great stress. Should you require a resume I will be happy to create one.
[He clears his throat and fixes his tie.]
This brings me to my second point. I will require a nanny who is skilled and understanding in the matter of dogs. I have several and, while most of them can be left at home, a couple require more attention. One even requires medication which I will provide to you. Naturally I will make sure you are well compensated and I will be conducting a very thorough interview.
Essentially if you do not meet my standards you won't be taking care of my dogs.
[With that, he pushes his hand through his hair and gives such a surprisingly charming smile.]
Thank you for your assistance.
Hello. I have a couple of inquiries to make of those of you here. The first is that I would like to know what job opportunities there are. Personally I would prefer to work at a moonblessed business to offer my support to the owner but I will not be pick. For those who are unaware, I am Hades, King of the Underworld.
And for those unaware of my reputation, I have managed the Underworld for thousands of years. I have excellent leadership qualities as well as the ability to work under pressure in times of great stress. Should you require a resume I will be happy to create one.
[He clears his throat and fixes his tie.]
This brings me to my second point. I will require a nanny who is skilled and understanding in the matter of dogs. I have several and, while most of them can be left at home, a couple require more attention. One even requires medication which I will provide to you. Naturally I will make sure you are well compensated and I will be conducting a very thorough interview.
Essentially if you do not meet my standards you won't be taking care of my dogs.
[With that, he pushes his hand through his hair and gives such a surprisingly charming smile.]
Thank you for your assistance.
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[He says it so casually. Like death just isn't a big deal.]
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[hmm maybe this guy is from the same place Persephone is. regardless, she seems pretty unphased by the fact that she's seemingly talking to the guy in charge of the dead but
such is the way of a rabbit. living life knowing she's just made to die!]
Hmm a God of the Dead and the Goddess of Spring. Wonder what's next...
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[You were prepared for that to just be a joke but in truth...]
Well, the God of Love is here as well. He's one of my nephews.
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I probably should have seen that coming...
[seriously, no wonder this guy was complaining a bit about the size of a free apartment.]
So the God of Death, the Goddess of Spring, and the God of Love are here. Are all three of you relatives?
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Let's just say it's complicated. And leave it at that.