Video | un: betterthanzeus

[deathceo]

[The first thing that one will notice when they see the video is that this man in a suit is very, very blue. Literally. His skin is blue and his hair is the palest shade possible of blue as well. He looks quite serious as he gazes into the camera. Almost intimidating.]

Hello. I have a couple of inquiries to make of those of you here. The first is that I would like to know what job opportunities there are. Personally I would prefer to work at a moonblessed business to offer my support to the owner but I will not be pick. For those who are unaware, I am Hades, King of the Underworld.

And for those unaware of my reputation, I have managed the Underworld for thousands of years. I have excellent leadership qualities as well as the ability to work under pressure in times of great stress. Should you require a resume I will be happy to create one.

[He clears his throat and fixes his tie.]

This brings me to my second point. I will require a nanny who is skilled and understanding in the matter of dogs. I have several and, while most of them can be left at home, a couple require more attention. One even requires medication which I will provide to you. Naturally I will make sure you are well compensated and I will be conducting a very thorough interview.

Essentially if you do not meet my standards you won't be taking care of my dogs.

[With that, he pushes his hand through his hair and gives such a surprisingly charming smile.]

Thank you for your assistance.

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un; nocturne

[synchroswim]

<sub>[No way.

No. Stinkin'. Way.

This isn't real, right? He does his best to keep the look of sheer disbelief off of his face, but it's... not quite working as well as he'd hoped, especially with those big cat ears giving everything else away, too.]</sub>

As in, uh... the River Styx-Underworld?

_{[There's some similarities between the one Demyx knew, but they start and end with all of the blue. So far, at least.]}

A-And when you say dogs, do you... have a big huge one with three heads?

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[itsknighttime]

well spank my ass and call me later
except not

i was just talking to someone else the other day who mentioned your name
theres a shit ton of jobs around here run by people who are moonblessed just depends on what you want to do even if youre not picky
do you want more management shit or do you want to take on something absolutely new?

video; un: lover boy

[swaylay]

[ What... Was that an attempt at a charming smile? ]

You know, if you do find an actual suggestion for places to work here please pass them on.

I'm living with Persephone right now but it's a small apartment. Could use an upgrade.

[ Is he suggesting he'd be getting a nicer apartment and moving them both? Hades doesn't need any prompting to overthink things but our pink love god presents an opportunity or twenty upon a silver platter. The King of the Underworld only deserves the best! Is Eros meddling where he ought not to meddle? Please. This is the perfect meddle-territory. ]

video; un: fleuret

[luxoraculi]

[ Dealing with Kings is something Lunafreya is very used to doing. Even more so, dealing with dogs is something she is very accustomed to as well. It's why she is quick to respond, flashing Hades a small, genuine smile and a small, polite bow of both respect and greeting. ]

Good afternoon, your Majesty. [ Does he go by that? She doesn't know. She just knows that she calls her kings at home (save for Noctis, at least) Majesty. ] My name is Lunafreya Nox Fleuret, Oracle of Eos and former Princess of Tenebrae. I would like to offer you my assistance in regards to your beloved dogs.

[ She turns, and makes a small gesture. When she does, two dogs appear in the image as well, both sitting patiently at each of her sides. ]

I can assure you, your canines would be in very good hands, and would have two very willing playmates as well.

[resenting]

[Huh, Hades himself? Yeah, this place is weird enough that he could just about believe that. But... looking for a job? That's too good... The god of the goddamn underworld has more humility than Ex-King Trash did.]

I own a business, I'll bite. What exactly are you offering to do?

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[foxtouched]

King of the Underworld...

[ She seems to be tense watching him, but then relaxes a bit. ]

Forgive me- you said you were looking for a job? My current employer is looking for someone to help manage her Lunatian business now that she's expanding. She's a Prismal, but she's coming along in age...

[ Though... ]

But if managing a floral boutique and events shop isn't to your taste, your dogs could be looked after. I've looked after the dogs at our palace back home for a while.

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[hopticulture]

King, hm? That definitely explains why you found our given accommodations a bit small.

[it's a bit hard to forget meeting a guy as blue as him, even if their interaction was a bit mundane.]

"The Underworld" kind of sounds like you're the leader of a mob or something.

video; UN: Persephone

[ragingnature]

[ She's been lurking on this post trying to think of how to respond. She's kind of in the same position of looking for a job since the Farmstead is a part-time thing. But she figures as good as she is with the dogs Hades would feel strange employing her to look after them. ]

So aside from looking for a job and a dog sitter, how you doing? [ Yeah, sure, they spoke not that long ago but a lot can happen in a few days. ]

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[lumberlady]

[Oh, that is... Definitely the same blue man she happened to accidentally see in a certain pink woman's pixie-fueled daydream. And that is... Definitely not something one should bring up the first time you meet someone, but she already accidentally opened the video feed, so there's just a centaur staring up into the screen, her tail flicking back and forth beneath her "skirt", so quick, think of something to say-]

You have dogs that can't take care of themselves... ?

[... So she's a centaur from a medieval period that hasn't quite caught on to the idea of animals as pets versus... animals as work tools.]

un: sinistra

[bisection]

The 'Underworld'?

[ He never quite went there when he died, so he has no idea what it is. Is it just underground? ]

Ah, you have dogs. Like Midorima. He might know who could...

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[axemeaquestion]

[Ro met Persephone, so she's gone through the whole oh-shit-Greek-gods-are-real-and-weird. She'll skip the usual bewilderment and questions this time, but...]

Does... managing the Underworld involve news and journalism at all?

[Okay no yeah, it's still weird. Her words come out... awkward, somewhat stilted. She's trying, though.]

Because if nothing else gets your interest, I help produce for a radio news network here. Well... podcasting, not radio, but I'm still getting used to that being a thing in news now. I dunno, I worked for a TV station back home. [Whatever. She's rambling.] Point being, I know a lot of networks that take moonblessed around here.

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[spacedisaster]

Nicer username, Hades. Is your brother really s annoying as the myth says?

Ah, I didn't know one of your poor dogs was sick. Is it Cordon Bleu?

[ Because if the answer is yes, peter already takes pity of the poor person who has to give that dog it's medicine. ]

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[chainlinks]

[Wow, look at this nerd on the screen. Ren loves the username. Sorry, not all the intimated, mind you.]

Why not just bring your dogs to work?

[He's not used to people offering or looking for jobs that way...]

I run two cafes. Well, I'm set to open one in Amegahara in a bit, but Café Lupin in this city and Café Reynard over there. Considering my friend has technically two dogs, I wouldn't mind turning Reynard into a dog cafe and pastry shop.

Or you could help me run all the payment and papers, I've been mostly winging it.

[Aka never getting enough sleep trying to be a protagonist.]

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[omkara]

Just casually going to introduce yourself as Hades, King of the Underworld.

Let me guess, one of those dogs is Cerberus?