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[deathceo]

[The first thing that one will notice when they see the video is that this man in a suit is very, very blue. Literally. His skin is blue and his hair is the palest shade possible of blue as well. He looks quite serious as he gazes into the camera. Almost intimidating.]

Hello. I have a couple of inquiries to make of those of you here. The first is that I would like to know what job opportunities there are. Personally I would prefer to work at a moonblessed business to offer my support to the owner but I will not be pick. For those who are unaware, I am Hades, King of the Underworld.

And for those unaware of my reputation, I have managed the Underworld for thousands of years. I have excellent leadership qualities as well as the ability to work under pressure in times of great stress. Should you require a resume I will be happy to create one.

[He clears his throat and fixes his tie.]

This brings me to my second point. I will require a nanny who is skilled and understanding in the matter of dogs. I have several and, while most of them can be left at home, a couple require more attention. One even requires medication which I will provide to you. Naturally I will make sure you are well compensated and I will be conducting a very thorough interview.

Essentially if you do not meet my standards you won't be taking care of my dogs.

[With that, he pushes his hand through his hair and gives such a surprisingly charming smile.]

Thank you for your assistance.

Comments

[deathceo]

Not if I want to keep my apartment from being destroyed every time I leave them alone.

[Basically they can take care of themselves...at great cost. And he doesn't want to pay that cost EVERY SINGLE TIME.]

[lumberlady]

... You keep them in the nice house?

[Look, she can kind of get the tiny little lap dogs, but. Multiple dogs??? In the house like people when you didn't live in a shack???]

[deathceo]

Of course I do. They're my dogs. Why wouldn't I keep them in the house with me?

[lumberlady]

Because dogs are for hunting and war... So they usually sleep outside?

Maybe not in your world, huh... ?

[deathceo]

Only Cerberus could handle a war. The others are not trained for that and are companions.

[lumberlady]

Oh, sorry... They're, um-

[What is that weird word-]

"Pets", then?

[deathceo]

Of course. What did you think they were?

[lumberlady]

... Just regular dogs?

I keep forgetting that other world people keep animals like fancy children even if they aren't princesses...

[wait, she accidentally forgot he was a god]

I think I get what you mean, now, though. Have you... found someone?

[deathceo]

...I am a King and a god.

[Just a reminder. Because you know...]

Anyway, yes. I seem to have found someone. Fortunately. Thank you.

[lumberlady]

I'm sorry... I kind of knew that, but I didn't want to just act like I knew you when we hadn't met, so...

[Oops, she accidentally went too far in the wrong direction..........

She'll bow! Deep bow!]

Welcome to Lunatia!

[deathceo]

...You're another one of Kore's friends aren't you.

[How does he keep running into so many of those? He's glad she's got friends! But also what has she said about him that they keep finding him?

Oh gods, what if some of it is bad? Only it wouldn't be right? They have a good relationship!

...Yep he's in his head now. And trying now to show it.]

[lumberlady]

["Kore"... Wait, that's right, she'd had that name on her app profile, too-]

Lady Persephone? Goodness, I don't know if it's proper to say friends, she's a goddess...

[It feels rude somehow??? She's just a jinba?]

But we're... friendly? She blessed my rice field... I really appreciate her!