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prismatica2020-06-30 09:29 pm
deathceo) wrote in prismatica2020-06-30 09:29 pm
Video | un: betterthanzeus
[The first thing that one will notice when they see the video is that this man in a suit is very, very blue. Literally. His skin is blue and his hair is the palest shade possible of blue as well. He looks quite serious as he gazes into the camera. Almost intimidating.]
Hello. I have a couple of inquiries to make of those of you here. The first is that I would like to know what job opportunities there are. Personally I would prefer to work at a moonblessed business to offer my support to the owner but I will not be pick. For those who are unaware, I am Hades, King of the Underworld.
And for those unaware of my reputation, I have managed the Underworld for thousands of years. I have excellent leadership qualities as well as the ability to work under pressure in times of great stress. Should you require a resume I will be happy to create one.
[He clears his throat and fixes his tie.]
This brings me to my second point. I will require a nanny who is skilled and understanding in the matter of dogs. I have several and, while most of them can be left at home, a couple require more attention. One even requires medication which I will provide to you. Naturally I will make sure you are well compensated and I will be conducting a very thorough interview.
Essentially if you do not meet my standards you won't be taking care of my dogs.
[With that, he pushes his hand through his hair and gives such a surprisingly charming smile.]
Thank you for your assistance.
Hello. I have a couple of inquiries to make of those of you here. The first is that I would like to know what job opportunities there are. Personally I would prefer to work at a moonblessed business to offer my support to the owner but I will not be pick. For those who are unaware, I am Hades, King of the Underworld.
And for those unaware of my reputation, I have managed the Underworld for thousands of years. I have excellent leadership qualities as well as the ability to work under pressure in times of great stress. Should you require a resume I will be happy to create one.
[He clears his throat and fixes his tie.]
This brings me to my second point. I will require a nanny who is skilled and understanding in the matter of dogs. I have several and, while most of them can be left at home, a couple require more attention. One even requires medication which I will provide to you. Naturally I will make sure you are well compensated and I will be conducting a very thorough interview.
Essentially if you do not meet my standards you won't be taking care of my dogs.
[With that, he pushes his hand through his hair and gives such a surprisingly charming smile.]
Thank you for your assistance.
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Oh? I thought that I was the one taking them for treats? Why wouldn't you just tell me their dietary needs?
[ HADES HE IS NOT BLINKING. ]
Why don't you forward that list to me, hmm? I'll be sure to share them with her.
[ Listen, he needs to have his own entertainment. The UST is too good. ]
no subject
Be cool. Be cool. Be exactly the opposite of what he actually is.]
If you're going to have her make the treats then it only makes sense I take them directly to her. That way if she has questions she can ask the source.
[NAILED IT.]
1/2
[ Listen, he knows better, but... There's a slight, slight shift as if he's shrugging. ]
2/2
[ And now he's definitely smirking. ]
You got distracted from that whole part of the conversation but I understand.
[ Oh no. ]