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[deathceo]

[The first thing that one will notice when they see the video is that this man in a suit is very, very blue. Literally. His skin is blue and his hair is the palest shade possible of blue as well. He looks quite serious as he gazes into the camera. Almost intimidating.]

Hello. I have a couple of inquiries to make of those of you here. The first is that I would like to know what job opportunities there are. Personally I would prefer to work at a moonblessed business to offer my support to the owner but I will not be pick. For those who are unaware, I am Hades, King of the Underworld.

And for those unaware of my reputation, I have managed the Underworld for thousands of years. I have excellent leadership qualities as well as the ability to work under pressure in times of great stress. Should you require a resume I will be happy to create one.

[He clears his throat and fixes his tie.]

This brings me to my second point. I will require a nanny who is skilled and understanding in the matter of dogs. I have several and, while most of them can be left at home, a couple require more attention. One even requires medication which I will provide to you. Naturally I will make sure you are well compensated and I will be conducting a very thorough interview.

Essentially if you do not meet my standards you won't be taking care of my dogs.

[With that, he pushes his hand through his hair and gives such a surprisingly charming smile.]

Thank you for your assistance.

Comments

[chainlinks]

That's too bad. I'm more of a cat person myself, but Minato's dogs are both adorable.

[It is a good point, but surprisingly, Ren is more than willing to admit it.]

Eighteen year olds in my world don't get to own coffee shops by themselves. My caretaker in Tokyo taught me to make amazing curry and coffee and I aided him at his coffee shop, but everything else I learned. Opening, running, making sure we get items on time...I'd say it's a combination of luck, but also a lot of hard work.

[And a lack of sleep.]

But it also means there's lots of room for improvement, or perhaps to learn from someone with better skills than I currently have?

[deathceo]

[He pinches the bridge of his nose. He has a job now. He shouldn't be stepping in here. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't...]

You should have a schedule posted for all of that. As well as a list of what you have with a checklist so you know what should be ordered in advance.

[He just can't not organize things when he sees this mess.]

[chainlinks]

[Aww, you do care, Hades.]

Thank you for the advice, sensei. I've sort of started with that, but the document program on this system is a little simple. Maybe I should make a list and print them out. I usually just go by eye and order accordingly.

[It is a miracle sometimes that he makes money...or maybe his coffee is just that good.]

Can I at least invite you for a cup of coffee and curry as a thanks? It's the best you'll taste in this world.

[deathceo]

Coffee and curry?

[He taps his finger on his arm. You can tell he's really thinking about this. Because this is a terrible business setup. This boy is failing miserably at this and now he's saying he sells coffee and curry?

Damn it. Fine.]

I will try it. If you can impress me then I will set up your system to make it easier for you to handle making purchases for your business and give you an idea of when these should be made. But only if you impress me.